New Year's Eve (2011)
Jan 01, 05:00 AM
With only a couple hours left before the New Year, Kara must turn to Apocalypse Video to help fulfill her list of New Year’s resolutions before it’s too late. But the solution may leave her wishing she’d just burned her list and called it a year.
Another new year is almost upon us, but unfortunately, unlike everyone else in the Wasteland, we’re not partying at the top of a decrepit old skyscraper or pounding mother’s milk at Citadel - no, we’re stuck in the store, slavishly devoted to our mission statement of spreading the lost art of cinema to the people of the world. But after this New Year’s Eve night and the film we’ve just watched, we may want to re-evaluate that mission statement...because we may have just witnessed the bottom of the cinematic barrel. Something so terrible and vomit inducing that our new mission statement should be keeping this film out of the eyes of the general public for the rest of time, lest everyone gouge their eyes out to prevent themselves from ever seeing this cinematic sludge again.
I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we try our best not to perform self mutilation are fellow cinephiles and Jensen groupies Mike, Jackie, and special guest: Kara.
Topics of discussion in this episode include a regular cavalcade of cinema’s biggest stars…and Mike Bloomberg; Ashton Kutcher channels Lee Harvey Oswald for his New Year’s Eve performance; and finally, we stay through the credits long enough to witness the most disgusting piece of product placement ever committed to film.
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And so endeth the final episode of Apocalypse Video for this year. We’d like to thank everyone out there for listening and we can’t wait to bring you another year of great movies, okay movies, and hopefully no more of whatever New Year’s Eve would qualify as (I’m gonna say…cinematic bile?)
I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we try our best not to perform self mutilation are fellow cinephiles and Jensen groupies Mike, Jackie, and special guest: Kara.
Topics of discussion in this episode include a regular cavalcade of cinema’s biggest stars…and Mike Bloomberg; Ashton Kutcher channels Lee Harvey Oswald for his New Year’s Eve performance; and finally, we stay through the credits long enough to witness the most disgusting piece of product placement ever committed to film.
Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Follow Us on Twitter, Like Us on Facebook, or shoot us an email at apocalypsevideopod@gmail.com. Got a movie you'd like us to watch? Hit us up and we'll talk about it on the show!
And so endeth the final episode of Apocalypse Video for this year. We’d like to thank everyone out there for listening and we can’t wait to bring you another year of great movies, okay movies, and hopefully no more of whatever New Year’s Eve would qualify as (I’m gonna say…cinematic bile?)