God Awful Movies

This week, new guest masochist Josh Boerman from the Worst of All Possible Worlds podcast joins us to review Operation Hope; a movie that loops all the way around from terrible back to masterpiece. Check out more of Josh's stuff here: https://www.worstpossible.world/ If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/...

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for a movie that's almost scientifically designed to piss her off as much as possible. --- Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy (https://www.carasantamaria.com/) podcast If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist...

This week, YouTube's own Andy King joins us for a movie that's asking "whodunnit?" while the rest of us are asking "who cares?" --- Hear more from Andy here: https://www.youtube.com/@andykingyt --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audio...

This week, we find the Mormon movie that finally breaks Heath. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audioboom.com/channel/scathing-atheist) , The Skepticrat (https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat) , Citation Needed (http://citati...

This week, Andrew Rakich of Atun-Shei Films joins us for a roast of Angel Studios' Young Washington. A movie that cares as much about it's subject as it does not being racist. Hear/See more of Andrew on his Youtube Channel (https://www.youtube.com/atunsheifilms) If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godaw...

This week, we tackle Tucker Carlson's caterwauling about the fact that he can never find enough testosterone when he needs it. And we do it live from our Nation's capitol. If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audioboom.com/channel/scathing...

This week, Dan Beecher of Data Over Dogma and Thank God I'm Atheist joins us to keep Mormon Movie Month rolling along with an hour and forty-five minutes of uninterrupted stereotypes -- I'm talking about the movie, not Dan's commentary. Hear more from Dan on Thank God I’m Atheist (https://www.thankgodimatheist.com/) and Data Over Dogma (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/data-over-dogma/id1...

This week, Mark Hofeling joins us for an atheist look at "The RM." It's the story of all the things that make the Mormon missionary practice cruel and awful, made by people who somehow haven't realized that. Come see us live in Washington, DC on August 14th!: https://www.atlasarts.org/events/god-awful-movies/ If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please c...

This week, Emma Thorne joins us for the story of an awkward filmmaker realizing that if he made a movie with ladies in it, ladies would have to talk to him. --- Check out more from Emma on her YouTube channel (https://www.youtube.com/@EmmaThorneVideos) . --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful C...

This week, Viced Rhino joins us to review a hodgepodge of out-of-order scenes and retrofitted cameos that just barely crosses the bar of "movie." --- Come see us live in Washington, DC on August 14th!: https://www.atlasarts.org/events/god-awful-movies/ --- Check out more from Viced Rhino here: https://www.youtube.com/c/vicedrhino If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonu...

We're joined by Michael Marshall to review the xenophobic fantasy nonsense of Citizen Vigilante.

This week, we watch a couple of YouTubers run out of Mandela Effect examples way earlier than they thought they would. Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy (https://www.carasantamaria.com/) podcast Come see us live in Washington, DC (https://www.atlasarts.org/events/god-awful-movies/) on August 14th! If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please ch...

The movie so nice they subtitled it twice. --- Come see us live in Washington, DC on August 14th!: https://www.atlasarts.org/events/god-awful-movies/ If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audioboom.com/channel/scathing-atheist) , The Skeptic...

This week, we welcome Marsh and Dr. Alice back to discuss a miracle in Manchester. But not THEIR Manchester. And also not a miracle.

This week, we reach back into the earlier, slightly less pathetic portions of the career of both David AR White and David AR White, who take on dual roles in Mercy Streets.

This week, David AR White hopes to trick people into being Christian with his sweet wrist control and washboard abs.

This week, Amanda Stern joins us for an atheist review of The Seventh Commandment; a story of what noir looks like when Christians try to do it without being so edgy.

This week, Lydia and Thomas from the Where There's Woke podcast join us for the most fabulous film in the history of God Awful Movies.

This week, Marsh joins us to marvel at how silly our legal system AND our game called football are.

We're joined by the inimitable Cara Santa Maria for an atheist review of Sins of Jezebel, one of many biblical stories of women being the source of evil in the world.

This week, we team up for an atheist review of The Carpenter, the story of Jesus as told through an MMA fight club in Nazareth, complete with anachronisms that would seem like a bit much to Fred Flintstone.

This week, Vin from the Black Nerd Culture podcast joins us to break down a movie that is almost unbelievably bad. It's called "The Keys of the Kingdom," and if you read that and assume that I mistyped "The Keys to the Kingdom," you're just getting your first taste of this filmmaker's attention to detail.

This week, science's very own Forrest Valkai joins us for an atheist review of Beauty and the Atheist; the story of what Donald James Parker would've said during that evolution debate if he'd thought of it ... and been a sexy young woman that Forrest couldn't resist.

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for another reluctant foray into the dark world of AIDS denialism. Which is just a fantastic premise for a comedy show.

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us as we double the viewership of Amazon's Melania documentary, live from the City by the Bay.

This week, Jay Novella of The Skeptics' Guide to the Universe joins us to review a movie so generically dumb we couldn't tell for sure if we'd already watched it.

This week, we delve back into the world of the Happy Science Cult for one of their live action features; this one about a seasoning-based vengeance hero.

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Restoring Grace. It's Cara's second foray into the Wright family filmography and a terrifying new window into that family's kinks. --- To see us live in San Francisco, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-san-francisco-california-tickets-1976632374642 Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy (https://ww...

Dr. Alice Howarth and Michael Marshall join us to figure out if big stuff was aliens in a review of Chariots of the Gods. I won't spoil it.

This week, Heath Lambert from That's So Random joins us for something about a god and watches.

This week, Donavan and Zak from Jesus Stole Our Movies join us for the second in Kenneth Copeland's daughter's vanity project about a child army.

This week, we welcome Nic Cage back into our lives with an atheist review of The Carpenter's Son. It's a movie so nakedly blasphemous and divorced from its source material that we very nearly got upset on Christianity's behalf.

Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Hell and Mr. Fudge, another one of those "based on a true story" movies about a bunch of inscrutable church drama that makes no sense to people standing outside the religion.

This week, Thomas and Lydia from the Where There's Woke podcast join us as we rewind the clock to a time when the folks on the right were pretty sure the left was ushering in fascism by not laughing at their jokes hard enough.

This week, we dive into the better-forgotten 1986 post-apocalyptic roller skating spectacular, Solarbabies. Cara Santa Maria joins us to send Secular Movie Month out with a bang.

This week, Katie and Allen from Werewolf Ambulance join us for a return to the masterful ramblings of Neil Breen.

This week, our secular-tacular continues with a movie that is neither God nor Awful. The 1997 John Woo masterpiece explores the terrors of having to be Nicolas Cage and/or John Travolta. And almost every inanimate object eventually explodes.

This week, we kick off Secular Movie Month with cohost of The Know Rogan Experience Michael Marshall joining us for the atrocity that is Diana: The Musical.

This week, the Christmas-tacular somehow continues when Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of So This Is Christmas, the story of Eric Roberts wandering in and out of the set of an after school special that pretended to be Christian long enough to hook a producer.

This week, we review a Hallmark Hanukkah special, Hanukkah on Rye. It's the story of Hallmark wanting to make more money.

This week, Marsh joins us for an atheist review of A Law for Christmas; the story of a whole production's worth of people never bothering to look up what the Secretary of Agriculture is.

This week, Cecil and Marsh from the Know Rogan Experience join us for an atheist review of And God Made Man. It's the story of the dumbest legal argument you'll ever hear in your life and three secular podcasters trying to describe it with a straight face.

Hey folks, we're taking the week off to celebrate American Thanksgiving, but we'll be back next week at the same bat-time on the same bat-channel. Happy holidays.

This week, we get deep into some Christian lore with Rachael and Cameron from the Cheers to Leaving podcast with an atheist review of Jesus Freaks. It's the story of that one time a pastor was rude to a teenager.

This week, Marcus and Deanna from Wrath of Pod join us for an atheist review of Greatest Heroes and Legends of the Bible: Adam and Eve. It's the first in a series of cartoons meant to sanitize the Bible's timeless stories by changing them in random and LSD inspired ways.

This week, Bugs and BamBam from the Bibliowrecks podcast join us to discuss a movie that tries to invoke Bram Stoker in its title -- though you'll see that we declined to follow suit.

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for one of the most bigoted screeds we've ever suffered through.

This week, Bryan and Dave from the Bring Me the Axe podcast return for a review of The Suckling; one of the least fun movies we've ever watched.

This week, we continue the Spooktacular with guest masochists Katie and Allen from Werewolf Ambulance and a theater visit to see the latest in the inexhaustible Conjuring franchise.

This week, Amanda Jane Stern joins the guys for an atheist review of House (2008), the story of a hotel. Not a house. And it's haunted or something, but the movie's name makes no sense at all and that's the real issue here.