ScathingAtheist 188: Gay Math Edition
In this week’s episode, we get ready to say hurtful things on the internet for a cause, a homophobic teacher tries out historical math instead of observational, and the Quran will continue to have words in it. Click Here to make a per episode donation at Patreon.comClick Here to buy our book.Click Here to check out The Skepticrat. Click Here to check out God Awful Movies. Crazy Flat Earther ...
1hr Sep 22, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 187: Cup Yours Edition
In this week’s episode, religious dunking booths go wrong three stories in a row, the GOP promotes the Zika virus, cervical cancer, and slavery ... all in one bill, and we find a charity that’ll let us call people fat fucks for them again. To get in on Vulgarity for Charity, check out Modest Needs, then send proof of your donation to vulgarityforcharity@gmail.com Click Here to make a per epis...
1hr Sep 15, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 186: Saint Misbehavin' Edition
In this week’s episode, the movie Room becomes a religious documentary, Kevin Sorbo masters a British aphasia accent for an upcoming role, and the Quran continues to be a guy not knowing when to just go with “et cetera.” Click Here to make a per episode donation at Patreon.com Click Here to buy our book. Click Here to check out The Skepticrat. Click Here to check out God Awful Movies. Guest L...
1hr Sep 08, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 185: RFRA Madness Edition
In this week’s episode, France caves on the Burkini thing, just like they did with the Nazis, we learn that Donald Trump is the healthiest man in the world, but still gets to leave school after 3rd period, and Andrew Torrez from the Opening Arguments podcast joins us for the least expensive conversation with a lawyer I’ve ever had. Click Here to make a per episode donation at Patreon.com Click...
1hr Sep 01, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 184: Fair Use Edition
In this week’s episode, Eli and Anna will fuck their way across Europe, Sandy Rios complains that the trans community might give her a UTI, and Jake and Hugo from The Bible Reloaded will be here to get litigious on some motherfuckers. Click Here to make a per episode donation at Patreon.com Click Here to buy our book. Click Here to check out The Skepticrat. Click Here to check out God Awful Mo...
1hr Aug 25, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 183: Lame Duck Edition
In this week’s episode, New Jersey legally mandates lesbians to give the pole a chance, my wish for The Daily Beast editing team to have a Zika outbreak becomes a lot more defensible, and the creator of the vast universe will weigh in on where Muhammad is allowed to put his dick. Click Here to make a per episode donation at Patreon.com Click Here to buy our book. Click Here to check out The Sk...
1hr Aug 18, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 182: Over the Top Edition
In this week’s episode, women want to rip off Steve Anderson’s arm, Mike Pence lectures Congress on the origin of specious, and we didn’t want to go to the Australian Capital Territories anyway. Click Here to make a per episode donation at Patreon.com Click Here to buy our book. Click Here to check out The Skepticrat. Click Here to check out God Awful Movies. Guest Links: Get your paperback c...
1hr Aug 11, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 181: Cruch Biggins Edition
In this week’s episode, Saudi arabia will be mad at pokemon go for a reason OTHER than step tracking, Cardinal Pell continues to look like Werner Herzog got raped by Play-Do a 2nd time; and we’ll learn that it’s actually Asa Akira’s fault Eli killed those Guatemalan kids*. Click Here to make a per episode donation at Patreon.com Click Here to buy our book. Click Here to check out The Skepticra...
1hr Aug 04, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 180: Driving While Indoctrinated Edition
In this week’s episode, Ben Carson warns us that Hillary trifles with ghosts; Tanzania forgets that tears make great lube; and the Quran will get closer to interesting than it’s ever been, and still be boring as fuck. Click Here to make a per episode donation at Patreon.com Click Here to buy our book. Click Here to check out The Skepticrat. Click Here to check out God Awful Movies. Special Th...
1hr Jul 28, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 179: Faithless Feminist Edition
In this week’s episode, Rick wiles will try to catch em all, the Republican Convention gets a wicked flare-up of their Control-VD, and faithless feminist Karen Garst will be here to assure us that despite what we see, many atheist authors don’t have penises. Click Here to make a per episode donation at Patreon.com Click Here to buy our book. Click Here to check out The Skepticrat. Click Here t...
1hr Jul 21, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 178: Batman and Jesus Edition
In this week’s episode, the amusement park about a flood opens with zero water rides, Westboro Baptist Church pretends they just got their first gay trainer, and Jozef K Richards will be here to discuss his upcoming film, Batman and Jesus. Click Here to make a per episode donation at Patreon.com Click Here to buy our book. Click Here to check out The Skepticrat. Click Here to check out God Awf...
1hr Jul 14, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 177: Quranic Embryology Edition
On this week’s episode, Tim Tebow disappoints one last fan, the sequel to Christian Mingle gets a lot more interesting with a new lesbian porn angle, and Muhammad’s rambling, drunken Facebook post of a revelation continues. Click Here to make a per episode donation at Patreon.com Click Here to buy our book. Click Here to check out The Skepticrat. Click Here to check out God Awful Movies. Gues...
1hr Jul 07, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 176: Texas Fetus Massacre Edition
In this week’s episode, we finish the only book that’s harder to read than it is to put in your pee hole, a congressional candidate gets tricked by Tom Sawyer into whitewashing America, and Arabic Twitter will put a hit out on us. Click Here to make a per episode donation at Patreon.com Click Here to buy our book. Click Here to check out The Skepticrat. Click Here to check out God Awful Movies...
1hr Jun 30, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 175: His Ark is Worse Than His Bite Edition
In this week’s episode, we’ll read the book equivalent of getting dicked to death by wolverines, state-mandated anal probes get two thumbs up from a Kenyan judge, and Bill Donohue will dress up like a penguin and plot against Batman. Click Here to make a per episode donation at Patreon.com Click Here to buy our book. Click Here to check out The Skepticrat. Click Here to check out God Awful Mov...
1hr Jun 23, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 174: An-Nahl Bees Edition
In this week’s episode, our least favorite people weigh in on Orlando, Mel Gibson tries to resurrect a career despite the Jewish conspiracy, and Noah will yell in your ear, but he didn’t mean to. Click Here to make a per episode donation at Patreon.com Click Here to buy our book. Click Here to check out The Skepticrat. Click Here to check out God Awful Movies. Guest Links: Click Here to check ...
1hr Jun 16, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 173: Comfort Food Edition
In this week’s episode, we mourn the miserable failure that was a 7,000 person march on Washington, an African pastor takes a page out of the Matthew Broderick playbook, and we’ll get an all too infrequent chance to make fun of Buddhists. Click Here to make a per episode donation at Patreon.com Click Here to buy our book. Click Here to check out The Skepticrat. Click Here to check out God Awfu...
1hr Jun 09, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 172: God's Unwanted Edition
In this week’s episode, we witness an act of bovine intervention, Jim Bakker becomes the world's least successful Mexican powder salesman, and Shannon Low, the lead singer of the formerly Christian band The Order of Elijah will be here to tell us what the “formerly” thing is all about. Click Here to make a per episode donation at Patreon.com Click Here to get tickets for our live record of God ...
1hr Jun 02, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 171: Under the Hud Edition
In this week’s episode, a Kansas Group wants to make sure pugapegacorns don’t rule the skies, a group of evil rape victims hires James Spader's dad to knock down a church, and Muhammad will challenge us to write even one sentence as good as his several more times. CLICK HERE to get tickets for our 8/12 live show in NYC Click Here to make a per episode donation at Patreon.com Click Here to buy...
1hr May 26, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 170: Indecent Proposal Edition
On this week’s episode, Canada will sweeten the pot for American pre-Trump refugees, transgender students in North Carolina will need gas masks and chainmail to take a shit, and we watch homophobic Up so that you don’t have to. Watch Homophobic Up Here. Click Here to make a per episode donation at Patreon.com Click Here to buy our book. Click Here to check out The Skepticrat. Click Here to che...
1hr May 19, 2016
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ScathingAtheist169: Godless Rock Edition
On this week’s episode, There’s a child marrying convention that Eli isn’t a keynote speaker at, North Carolina gets asked if they wanna secede, and Steve and Tally Cass from Monster on Sunday will be here to rock your f-cking world. Guest Links: Check out Monster on Sunday’s website and don’t forget to use the promo code. Learn more about Reason Rally. Get tickets to the Crystal City after par...
1hr May 12, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 168: Public Duty Edition
  In this week’s episode, we fight bigotry with the power of song, Lucifer gets called the C word, and we learn that those first eight Surahs weren’t the bad ones. We’d like to offer a special thanks to Anna Phyllis Smith and Morgan Clarke for lending us their musical and mixing expertise respectively this week.  And if you can’t Go Take a Public $hit in Oxford, Alabama out of your head, you c...
1hr May 05, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 167: Wizard of Boz Edition
On this week’s episode the Popefrantically downloads Turbotax, Curt Schilling gets bloody sacked,and a Utah republican thinks thejizz on his McDonald’s food got there byaccident.CALENDARLINKS: SkepKon 2016; Hamburg, Germany,May 5-7th: http://www.skepkon.org/ NECSS; New York, NY, May12-15th: http://necss.org/ SkeptiCal; Oakland, CA, May15th: http://www.skepticalcon.com/ Imagine No Religion 6...
1hr Apr 28, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 166: Sobering Back Up Edition
In this week's episode “No Jews or Catholics Need Apply” makes a comeback; god will consume the sodomites with fireballs from their mouths, and bolts of lightning from their arses; and we’ll learn that New Jersey’s reputation for substandard-ness pervades even their folklore.
1hr Apr 21, 2016
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ScathingAtheist165: Fully Taxable Edition
On this week’s episode, we’ll make last week’s episode seem dated, babies and other large containers will be subject to random search by police, and Eli and Lucinda will be here to help us divvy up the sex slaves in another installment of Quranimaniacs.
1hr Apr 14, 2016
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ScathingAtheist164: Pastorbation Edition
On this week’s episode, Mississippi will see North Carolina’s public restrooms and raise them housing, Christian leaders settle on "going down to the South Side and pulling for the White Sox" as the new euphemism for jerking it, and Eli will point out twice that he’s not a murderer, even though nobody asked.
1hr Apr 07, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 163: Rabbit or the Egg Edition
In this week's episode, doctors respond to way more than four hours of social media reports that he is risen, jokes about "Sarah Palin looking like an incompetent TV judge" get a little bit funnier, and Eli Bosnick will be here to caustically analogize.
1hr Mar 31, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 162: Vulgarity for Charity Edition
On this week’s episode, a creationist will prove the world’s 6000 years old with a thing that takes 10,000 years to form, the NFL finds a tiny patch of moral high ground right next to Georgia, and Eli will discover his destiny.
1hr Mar 24, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 161: Never Ghana Give You Up Edition
On this week's episode, Conor Robinson of the Humanist Service Corps joins us to talk about the deplorable fate of women in Ghana accused of witchcraft, and tells us how we can all pitch in to help.  There's also the normal fart jokes and stuff.If you'd like to learn more about how you can help the HSC's partner organization reach their goal on Global Giving, click here to learn more.
1hr Mar 17, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 160: Answers in Criminogenesis Edition
In this week's episode, Ray Comfort admits that if it weren't for Jesus, he would feast on the flesh of the weak; we learn that Japanese ceremonial penises are traditionally circumcised, and we find out that the 17th century version of the flying nun was way less of a FNILF.
1hr Mar 10, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 159: G-Spotlight Edition
On episode 159: We'll ignore Noah's mom's suggested response to having nothing nice to say, the Bible appears to converge with science once every twelve hours, and Lucinda and Eli will be here to marvel at how much job security Quranic apologists have.
1hr Mar 03, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 158: Anecdote Antidote Edition
In this week's episode, Cardinal George Pell's child abuse stalling tummy ache enters its third week; the Georgia senate finally acknowledges the #White Sheets Matter movement; and Tracie Harris of the Atheist Experience will be here to tell us why the one time that dude thought he saw that thing in that place isn't a path to true knowledge.
1hr Feb 25, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 157: Finely Tuned Edition
In this week's episode, everyone will think Australian Christian Lobbyist Lyle Shelton is gay, Saudi Arabian authorities will finally crack down on men dressed like cartoon floozies, and we'll examine the "Fine Tuning" apologetic, only to learn that it has nothing to do with squirting early on Jessica Rabbit.
1hr Feb 18, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 156: Heifer-vescent Edition
In this week's episode, Cardinal George Pell will Ferris Bueller his way out of accountability for child sex abuse, Ted Cruz gets plenty of exorcise while also-ranning in the GOP primaries, and Eli shows up to try to convince us that Ready Player One is the Muslim Holy Book.
1hr Feb 11, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 155: Man on Manning Edition
On this week's episode we'll enjoy that pastor from Harlem being the most disappointed Manning in the country quick while we still can, Herman Cain catches President Obama making out with Islam under the bleachers, and Dan Arel will be here to discuss a dark mark on the ark park.
1hr Feb 04, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 154: Yo Momma's so Fatima Edition
In this week's episode, we'll learn all about Ken Ham's effort to gather together two of every kind of tax incentive for his ark, the E! Network forces us to spend well over half a minute making a really offensive list, and we'll look into the miracle of the sun (but not directly into it, because that's bad for your retina).
1hr Jan 28, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 153: Quranimaniacs Edition
In this week's episode, whoremongers will murder your wife, we learn that nine year old girls who prefer consensual should avoid living in Pakistan, and Eli and Lucinda join us to review everything about the Quran except the words.
1hr Jan 21, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 152: Fighting God Edition
In this week's episode, American Atheist President David Silverman joins us to talk about his new book Fighting God (spoiler: you don't use lightsabers), plus Pat Robertson and Rick Santorum being stupid.
1hr Jan 14, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 151: Illumi-Naughty Edition
In this week's episode we learn why the bible is lying from an expert on lying; a biblical scholar teaches us how the rib bone is connected to the dick bone; and we'll learn that you don't have to be religious to be full of shit.  But it helps.
1hr Jan 07, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 150: God Riddance Edition
In this week's episode, we close out 2015 with more atheists in America than we started with, Kim Davis goes for a victory waddle, frozen embryos that can't afford an attorney will have some appointed for them, and Eli Bosnick will join us to review something far worse than any of the movies we've tackled.
1hr Dec 31, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 149: Apocalypse Later Edition
In this week's episode, we meet a group of people so crazy that they're disappointed when their cracker isn't bleeding, Mother Teresa is rewarded for her breakthrough work in posthumous oncology, and Lucinda joins us to finish off the only book of the bible worth reading.  Plus dragons.
1hr Dec 24, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 148: Apocalypse Now Edition
In this week's episode, Cindy Lou Who will receive a Congressional Medal of Honor, the Catholics will sigh with relief upon realizing their latest sex scandal was just a dude stealing from the collection plate to pay a gay male porn star to pee on him, and Lucinda will join us in learning that the Bible definitely saved the best for last.
1hr Dec 17, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 147: Gross Point Blankenagel Edition
In this week's episode, Bryce Blankenagel of the Naked Mormonism podcast returns to remind us that some of the scariest religious terrorists our country has ever faced were wearing magic underwear; Donald Trump suggests we give all the Muslims a Syrial number; and David Smalley of Dogma Debate Radio joins us to learn that he'll always be David Biggie in our hearts.
1hr Dec 10, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 146: Point Blankenagel Edition
In this week's episode, the state of Georgia will welcome Heath back with a sign telling him to leave; Pastor David Manning will get his N-word priveleges revoked from black people; and Bryce Blankenagel from the Naked Mormonism podcast will be here to talk about the other 9/11.
1hr Dec 03, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 145: Hellbound Turkey Edition
In this week's episode, Texas will get dumber on purpose again, a Florida resident will use gay erections to distract from illegal manger scenes, and Lucinda will join us in almost not reading the bible anymore.
1hr Nov 26, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 144: Dilution Delusion Edition
In this week's episode we'll learn that a Utah judge sincerely meant to be less full of shit than he was; we'll be reminded in unmistakable ways that faith still isn't a virtue; and Kevin Swanson will emerge from his cocoon of cow dung and finally get to be a butterfly.
1hr Nov 19, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 143: Gaytheist Manifesto Edition
In this week's episode, Mormons get even worse, Kevin Swanson explains the hetero version of the Dirty Sanchez, and Callie Wright joins us to discuss Houston's new "just take a dump in the street" policy.
1hr Nov 12, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 142: Jimmy Christ Edition
In this week's episode, a Toledo mayoral candidate will show Donald Trump how being the crazy person in the debate works, Ray Comfort admits that he almost became part of the gay mile high club, and Lucinda joins us for the antepenultimate edition of the Holy Babble.
1hr Nov 05, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 141: Rap Guide to Religion Edition
In this week's episode, we'll learn that despite my intuitions, you should not bleach the rectums of autistic kids; the Vatican will make Archie Bunker look slightly less progressive than they used to make him look; and rap-artist Baba Brinkman joins Noah for what may be earth's first conversation between two people who have independently asked themselves "what rhymes with postmodernism?"Religi...
1hr Oct 29, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 140: Illegal Prayer Downfield Edition
In this week's episode, we'll stimulate your posterior medial frontal cortex with our sexual magnetism, Jim Bakker warns that Planned Parenthood is harvesting babies like those giant spider things from The Matrix, and we'll find a football coach who did something even more offensive than Indi's fake punt.
1hr Oct 22, 2015
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ScathingAtheist 139: We All Brew for Hebrews Edition
In this week's episode, American Muslims continue to exist just to piss off the rednecks, the subject of homosexual cannibal restaurant industry will come up naturally, and the Bible will strongly urge us not to be Jewish.
1hr Oct 15, 2015
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