388: Two Rights Make a Wrong Edition
In this week’s episode, Mike Pompeo introduces his lowball offer for how many rights we ACTUALLY need, we learn about a new alternative if ChristianMingle dotcom has too many feminists for you, and Christian apologists will defend their “not thinking” turf. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http...
1hr Jul 23, 2020
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387: Concu-bye-bye-bine Edition
In this week’s episode, the FBI makes its slightly harder to die in Florida, the Supreme Court rules in favor of antidisestablishmentarianism because to hell with the establishment clause...it's a cool word, and Biblepiece Theater will be here so we have an excuse to hang out with Don. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To bu...
1hr Jul 16, 2020
1hr
386: PPPed Off Edition
In this week’s episode, the government takes a PPP all over the First Amendment, we learn that if your rat has an erection that lasts more than 4 hours it wasn't homeopathy; it was you, and Tom and Cecil from Cognitive Dissonance will be here to act as insult lube. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click the...
1hr Jul 09, 2020
1hr
385: Hidden Knowledge Edition
In this week’s episode, the Catholic Church congratulates itself for their non-zero number of child rapes, Muslim Satan gets ready for a big year with no pebbles to stand in his way, and Jeff Sharlet will be here to discuss the hidden knowledge of the Trump cult and how they hid it so damn well.
1hr Jul 02, 2020
1hr
384: Dead Wrong Edition
In this week’s episode, we’ll learn that the odd numbered amendments are the optional ones, we’ll learn that Trump is pretty sure 14 is odd, and the Boy Scouts will finally get around to adding that ‘mansplain’ merit badge. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godles...
1hr Jun 25, 2020
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383: Babbling Crude Edition
In this week’s episode, Ohio will get dumber on purpose, one of the Supreme Court hijackers gets temporarily talked down by the real pilots, and we’ll do a deep dive into a pile of crap. Which you’d think we’d have learned out lesson about by now. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.ama...
1hr Jun 18, 2020
1hr
382: Social Justice Gobbledygook Edition
In this week’s episode, Eli’s slack ass baby won’t even have applied for a job yet, the Milwaukee Police Department might be willing to die for our sins, and Hillary Morgan-Fehrer will remain an idiot. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Pr...
1hr Jun 11, 2020
1hr
381: Samson of a Gun Edition
In this week’s episode, Steve King applies for a job with the Minneapolis Police Department, Donald Trump tries really hard to hold a book, and the world will get a bonus Bosnick. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53...
1hr Jun 04, 2020
1hr
380: Beach Body of Christ Edition
In this week’s episode, Eli won’t be here because of something to do with a kid, we learn about which guru was killed by which theocratic emperor...and how that affects your June barbecue plans, and the past will come to life because we prerecorded the current events stuff --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, clic...
1hr May 28, 2020
1hr
379: Apocalypse Service Edition
In this week’s episode, a baby killing contest is adjudicated in the courts, the Pope gets a stern talking-to for letting Muslim people play magic with him, and we’ll wipe some cobwebs off a 30 second timer. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scath...
1hr May 21, 2020
1hr
378: Gates of Hell Edition
In this week’s episode, we learn that Bill Gates is Flucifer, and we learn that when you open up with a pun as good as “Flucifer”, you really don’t need more stuff. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1...
1hr May 14, 2020
1hr
377: Reality Check Edition
In this week’s episode, we’ll fill you in on where Noah’s been hiding, we learn that first, the Nazis came for your phone number so they could call you if you might have a deadly virus, and Alison Gill of American Atheists will be here to quantify your suffering. --- Links to more info on Mubarak Bala, the President of the Humanist Association of Nigeria, click here: Nigerian humanist arrested ...
1hr May 07, 2020
1hr
376: To Bleach His Own Edition
In this week’s episode, the one time we hope Donald Trump's fans are listening and “he was only joking”, we learn about the Kalam meteorological pound cake apologetic, and even Noah start wondering where the hell Noah has been. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godle...
1hr Apr 30, 2020
1hr
375: Being Detained Edition
In this week’s episode, Heath and Eli handle the headlines wild and free, religious leaders wonder if our Surgeon General is even a real theologian, and Andrew Torrez will be here… because Eli and Heath are doing the headlines wild and free --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Di...
1hr Apr 23, 2020
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374: Absolutely Relative Edition
In this week’s episode, it’s “Ask an Atheist Day” so we ask Eli about the mayonaise, Mama Bear Apologetics explains the theory of absolute relativity, and we revisit a time before you even knew your per shit toilet paper usage. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godle...
1hr Apr 16, 2020
1hr
373: Fight for Your Right to Petri Edition
In this week’s episode, the missionary position gets a LOT less boring, we learn that blood plasma is a sacred bond between one man and one woman, and we’ve now spent one sixteenth as long in lockdown as Cardinal Pell ever will. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godl...
1hr Apr 09, 2020
1hr
372: Quarantine Angst Edition
In this week’s episode, we discuss the dangerous condition of quarantine angst, Christianity looks on the bright side of hundreds of thousands of deaths, and Tom and Cecil from CogDis will be here to insult animals and stuff. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless...
1hr Apr 02, 2020
1hr
371: Electric Boog-Achoo Edition
In this week’s episode, we desperately try to find something to talk about other than the coronavirus, and occasionally we succeed. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To...
1hr Mar 26, 2020
1hr
370: Socially Distant Edition
In this week’s episode, Christians will prove they can ALWAYS outcrazy a public panic, Donald Trump tells us to be prayer the ides of March, and we’ll meet a cult that was hiding in their homes before it was cool. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope...
1hr Mar 19, 2020
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369: Premodern Edition
In this week’s episode, New York will leave Jim Bakker’s wrist red and stinging, we'll argue that Ted Cruz should've self-quarantined already for that face thing, and Christian apologetics will snipe at postmodernism from two spaces back. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist Check out our new show, D&D Minus here: https://danddmin...
1hr Mar 12, 2020
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368: World Wide Webb Edition
In this week’s episode, Christian leaders recommend washing your hands in the blood of the lamb; people with syphilis, gonorrhea, herpes, AIDS, coronavirus, and Judaism are getting cured with this one simple trick; and Don Ford will be here to give you a voice job. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there:...
1hr Mar 05, 2020
1hr
367: My Corona Edition
In this week’s episode, the Rocket Man will prove that THAT piece of ground was flat for sure, we learn that Boy Scout leaders knew way too much about balloon knots, and the Trump administration will combat coronavirus by drinking American beer. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.c...
1hr Feb 27, 2020
1hr
366: Californicating Edition
On this week's episode, Cecil will turn down Eli's best friend invite once again, Tom will be here to perform slam poetry eulogies and call them roasts, and Noah will cobble together a headline segment from the sewn together corpses of old headlines segments. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://ww...
1hr Feb 20, 2020
1hr
365: Convicted Edition
In this week’s episode, we’ll talk about the moral beacon that is Mitt Romney, you'll remember RIGHT NOW to go to a florist and get price gouged by the Martin Shkreli of roses, and Hillary Morgan Ferrer will try to figure out how to doubt skepticism. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.ama...
1hr Feb 13, 2020
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364: Left Handed Edition
In this week’s episode, One Million Moms will pour out the first bowl of the Super Christ, we learn how Hillary Clinton murdered Kobe Bryant with math, and Don Ford will get adventurously fantastic up in this motherfucker. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Mi...
1hr Feb 06, 2020
1hr
363: Beaded Curtain of Separation Edition
In this week’s episode, John Roberts gives the beaded curtain of separation a solid tug, religious people pine for the days of mysterious cholera outbreaks, and we’ll turn jews gay with our atheism. --- Check out this week’s sponsors: Ziprecruiter: https://www.ziprecruiter.com/scathing Bouqs: https://bouqs.com/offers/scathing --- See us live in LA: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-...
1hr Jan 30, 2020
1hr
362: Super Naturalists Edition
In this week’s episode, Trump is ready to make America pray again, Coach Dave wants the Duchess of Sussex to Megxit through a separate door, and it’ll turn out Australia was just on fire for Jesus this whole time. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope...
1hr Jan 23, 2020
1hr
361: Radically Correct Edition
In this week’s episode, America agrees with rightness slightly more often than wrongness, some very nice Jewish gentlemen may have done something wrong but it's none of my business...We'll let Eli explain, and Tom and Cecil will be here for a little dissonant cognition. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click t...
1hr Jan 16, 2020
1hr
360: Through a Glass Clearly Edition
In this week’s episode, the Methodist Church finally gets around to reading the Bible, Heath heavily considers converting to Christianity for the flying, and we’ll learn that schisms just ain’t what they used to be. --- See us live in LA! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-la-tickets-86927786349 To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com...
1hr Jan 09, 2020
1hr
359: Bird Marriage Edition
In this week’s episode, Rudy Giuliani rates jews on a scale of George Soros to Mel Brooks, based on that scale, 90% of Jewish people are NOT Jewish, and Tom and Cecil from Cognitive Dissonance will be here to not be Jewish either. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Go...
1hr Jan 02, 2020
1hr
358: Holiday Buffet Edition
In this week’s episode, Heath says Jumanji, Eli makes a funny voice, and Noah says angry words. --- Come see us in LA! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-la-tickets-86927786349 --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents...
1hr Dec 26, 2019
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357: They Edition
In this week’s episode, Christian bigots will tell us that in their day they didn’t have these fancy singulars, Donald Trump takes up the gentile man's burden to save the Jewish people from themselves,and Noah will manage occasional coherence after seven days without a cigarette and I think that’s asking enough. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.c...
1hr Dec 19, 2019
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356: Black Sheep Edition
In this week’s episode, veterans from the War on Christmas trudge home to lives they no longer recognize, we learn that the Trump campaign literally thinks Thanos was the good guy, and Steve and Tally Cass of Monster on Sunday will be here to rock the f*** out. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: htt...
1hr Dec 12, 2019
1hr
355: Shots Fired Edition
In this week’s episode, the first shots are fired in the War on Christmas, evangelicals are panicking without a chicken sandwich to hate gay people with, and Jim Bakker will put the ‘fault’ back in ‘fault line.’ --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-S...
1hr Dec 05, 2019
1hr
354: Giving Thanks Edition
In this week’s episode, we raised so much money as atheists your dad is gonna crap all over himself, America's uncles make arguments that rest on the peer-reviewed science journal called Breitbart dotcom, and Tom and Cecil will be here to find out if you were gonna finish that. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book,...
1hr Nov 28, 2019
1hr
353: Bad Dads 2: Worse Dads Edition
In this week’s episode, Ohio gives a whole new meaning to “all of the above”, Kanye West and Michael Bloomberg start competing for the moderate votes, and Tom and Cecil will be here in case we run out of expletives. --- How to Participate in Vulgarity for Charity: Click here to donate to Modest Needs (https://www.modestneeds.org/) Send your donation receipt to this email, along with info on who...
1hr Nov 21, 2019
1hr
352: Vulgarity Case Edition
In this week’s episode, we’ll talk about TI measurement and we won't mean calculators, the White House email server tries to invade Poland, and Tom and Cecil will be here to justify the second explicit tag we put on this episode. --- How to Participate in Vulgarity for Charity: Click here to donate to Modest Needs (https://www.modestneeds.org/) Send your donation receipt to this email, along wi...
1hr Nov 14, 2019
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351: Dying Out Loud Edition
In this week’s episode, Pennsylvania has nothing better to do with its money, we let Matt Bevin know that we're currently hiring, and Dave Warnock will be here to remind us what actually matters. --- How to Participate in Vulgarity for Charity: Click here to donate to Modest Needs (https://www.modestneeds.org/) Send your donation receipt to this email, along with info on who you want insulted. ...
1hr Nov 07, 2019
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350: Sesquarcentennial Edition
In this week’s episode, we’ll use our powers for good like monster mamma taught us, I'M MATT GAETZ AND I'M PART OF THIS INTRO, and Eli will reluctantly agree that it doesn’t have to be the “Vulgarity for Charity”-tacular, since Vulgarity for Charity is already a name. --- How to Participate in Vulgarity for Charity: Click here to donate to Modest Needs (https://www.modestneeds.org/) Send your d...
1hr Oct 31, 2019
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349: John Wicca Edition
In this week’s episode, Trump supporting Christians promise they’ve glued their bar to the FLOOR, Coach Dave has a homophobic meltdown when thinking about baseball backfires, and the UK will reject the call to eat mor chicken. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godles...
1hr Oct 24, 2019
1hr
348: Gorbellied Mumpsimus Edition
In this week’s episode, Noah is overwhelmed by a cornucopia of a$$holery, Heath starts picturing William Barr's prolapsed a$$hole as a cornucopia...and Mike Pompeo's as another one, and Eli starts thinking of ways we could make that happen. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Di...
1hr 9m Oct 17, 2019
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347: Heavy Petting Edition
In this week’s episode, the holy spirit will check his texts, the person in the jail cell next to Amber Guyger is redecorating like crazy, and we’ll learn how to not have sex. --- Check out our newest sponsor, American Elections: Wicked Game (https://wondery.com/shows/american-elections-wicked-game/) --- Get your tickets to see Citation Needed live: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/citation-needed-...
1hr Oct 10, 2019
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346: Impeach Around Edition
In this week’s episode, the nation’s preeminent christians refuse to turn our president into a peach, Lindsay Graham explains that if you hear something, it doesn't count if you say something, and Hillary Morgan Fehrer will try to acronym again. --- See us in New York for Citation Needed live! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/citation-needed-live-in-nyc-tickets-67044382553 See Andrew and Thomas in ...
1hr Oct 03, 2019
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345: Face Off Edition
In this week’s episode, Anna will drop the mic on Deuteronomy, Greta Thunberg comes SO CLOSE to exploding Donald Trump's face with her mind, and Heath gave a hilarious talk in Kentucky and you missed it. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-...
1hr Sep 26, 2019
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344: Fish Taco Edition
In this week’s episode, Chicago worshipers will Shale Mary, we'll talk about the classic riddle of the Christian, the chainsaw, and the penis crossing the river, and we’ll encourage kids to have sex with vegetables the right way. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist Come see us in New York City on October 12th: https://www.eventbr...
1hr Sep 19, 2019
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343: The Harder They Falwell Edition
In this week’s episode, we’ll finish Vulgarity for Charity just in time for Vulgarity for Charity, Kevin Sorbo forces the Academy to add an award for greatest motion picture of all time, and we learn that not everything that’s Falwell ends well. --- Get tickets to see us live in NYC on October 12th: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/citation-needed-live-in-nyc-tickets-67044382553 To make a per episo...
1hr Sep 12, 2019
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342: The "Where's My Fiddle?" Edition
In this week’s episode, a Tennessee principle will injure himself running at the wall between platforms 9 and 10, god traps the Pope inside an elevator for 25 minutes so he can think about what he did, and Don Ford will be here to voice more fantasy than adventure. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist See Heath at the Kentucky Fre...
1hr Sep 05, 2019
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341: Bear it All Edition
In this week’s episode, New zealand will shoot yet another arrow through our heart, the MyPillow guy finally gets recognized for his contribution to the intellectual progress of humanity, and we’ll dip into a little more ursine wisdom. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist So see Heath say words at the Kentucky Freethought Conventi...
1hr Aug 29, 2019
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340: One Nation, Indivisible Edition
In this week’s episode, the Supreme Court will decide if trans people exist, Steve King tries to give a hot take on the upside to rape and incest, and Hemant Mehta will tell us why god hates flags. --- See our live Citation Needed show in NYC on October 12th: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/citation-needed-live-in-nyc-tickets-67044382553 To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: h...
59m Aug 22, 2019
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339: Saving Silverman Edition
In this week’s episode, Christian science turns out to be mostly subtraction, Christian God considers punishing Sarah Silverman with dentistry and genocide, and Don Ford will be here to fantasize adventurously. --- To get your tickets to see Citation Needed live in NYC, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/citation-needed-live-in-nyc-tickets-67044382553 To make a per episode donation at Pat...
1hr Aug 15, 2019
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