Pussy Fart Gang

Despite every Big Tech trying their damnedest to prevent this weeks episode from being recorded, with the help of real true crime and a little holiday magic, we did it! We’re dropping some hot holiday tips, like the ideal snacks to keep your murderer/survivalist blood sugar up. Plus an in-depth look at the best made for TV holiday film of 1988. And the greatest Christmas miracle of all, we FINA...

It’s a Thanksgiving giggle fest as Megan and Wendi whip up the perfect recipe for a Covid-free family orgy, spill the not-so-secret ingredients of a classic bubbly beverage PLUS, the girls construct a plan to transform vacant property lots into Paula Abdul reenactment sites. Your Moms wish you a Happy Thanksgiving and remind you to stay safe by keeping your friends at least two steps back and a...

Pop your favorite stimulant and get ready for a throw back. Wendi’s in New York for the week! Megan’s back in St. Louis doing her part to keep the energy drink market afloat. Wendi turns back into the true New Yorker she is by drinking the finest locally made kombucha and drinking in a post-apocolyptic bar with a pre-pubescent day trader high on life. And cocaine. Speaking of cocaine, your moms...

Settling back into the grips of a subversively uneventful government, Megan scours mobile food menus while Wendi attempts to craft family friendly McConaughey material. PLUS, they rally against reading before bed and answer the age-old question ‘What is Bigfoot is an ALIEN?!?’ Pop your top button and prepare to feel pretty alright all through the night. *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen fo...

This week, enjoy a blissfully ignorant episode from the past. Recorded in the early mid-morning hours of Election Day, listen to your moms as we come to you from the past. Are we in full on Civil War? Callers, call in! Wendi is deep in the heart of Texas on a business trip. Has she been murdered by masked villains? Or unmasked villains? Either way, fingers crossed we’re all murdered. Megan gets...

It’s a laydeeez night morning when Megan has the spooky sounding house to herself and Wendi is ready to run over so the girls can cover themselves in Halloween Hummus! Grab a bunch of carrots and get ready to jump down the rabbit hole with your chubby bunny Moms. *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** P...

With their insides rotting from moldy bread and market trash soup, Megan and Wendi spit up some midwest pizza chat, spell out the specifics of cat approved laptops PLUS threaten listeners and callers with the Hot Milk Mouth challenge. *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and h...

In this emotional and electronically glitchy episode, Megan and Wendi tout the benefits of street drugs vs pharmaceuticals, smoking vs mask wearing PLUS bring you latest and craziest from the Epoch Times!! *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon pa...

Less than a month away from the US Presidential Election, Megan & Wendi gaslight themselves with the latest conspiracy theory THEN highlight the lesser known ‘Crunchy Wet Salad’ party. PLUS, the girls discover a Jesus approved child rearing guide, make the case for interspecies love AND bond over the floppy tongued, blind old men in their lives! Hike up your undercarriage covers, pick out your ...

It’s another punchy slumber party that was recorded while the girls cackle on a full size bed and into one single microphone. After a close encounter with a constitutionally condoned Covid denier, Megan spits out her favorite soupy morning treat and fingernail shames Sebastian. THEN, Wendi gets choked up talking about her new man and bubbles over with excitement at the thought of a romantic, pr...

We have officially entered spooooooky season so gather round the campfire, toss in any unused butt plugs and let your Moms scare you to sleep with the classic horror stories ‘Bloodiest Birthday’ and ‘Murderous Mexico Marriage’.  PLUS, Megan and Wendi shout out their favorite muppet comedian THEN, school you on proper etiquette when delivering a package or fucking a fake family member!! *** Shou...

Recording during Prime BM Time, Megan & Wendi are in their separate homes but equal juiced up over one of the greatest grooming films of the 90’s, Jet Pack Men and deeply pulled ass muscles. Cue up the laugh track and get ready to hang with your Mothers and heroes. *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang ***...

Your Moms are finally together and disturbingly distracted by an undulating shadow monster on the roof of a spooky (and way too close for comfort) abandoned building. Can Megan and Wendi overcome their fears and cool it down long enough to record a coherent episode OR will they continuously scream like teenage banshees trying to figure out if they are being taunted by a ghoul, a goblin or a gos...

After choking down their breakfast cheese and cookies, your Moms lay out plans to gobble up cute goats and free beer together in St Louis. THEN, Wendi recaps her first outdoor shows and Megan unravels the secrets of a Moroccan drug ring that showed up at the front door of her new home. *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pus...

Mix up your favorite low-calorie 90’s powdered beverage and prepare to get goofy with your overly hydrated Moms. After Megan & Wendi remind you to drink your dang water, they fumble their way through current and horrifying events THEN smooth out the details of their plans to get rich from their sickeningly sweet corn covered feet. *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbi...

LISTENER ADVISORY: This episode was recorded while Megan and Wendi sat crossed-legged on a bed, casually passing each other a single microphone and copious droplets of Covid-19. In between cackling like incestuous witches under a crescent moon, your Moms spit out tips for finding drugs, rubbing tums PLUS lay down a classic R&B track to put a little boom boom in your nite nite. *** Shout out to ...

Fired up for their future as a twin sister skanking duo, Megan and Wendi spoil your day by talking about blockbuster films and Russian vaccines. PLUS, they get so stuck on consensual sibling fingering and people living in walls that they forget their very own catch phrase!!  *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gan...

Run down by indigestion and picked nerves, Megan and Wendi conjure Piglet and The Bitch to bring you the mediocre’est in sports, world news, economics and a sex ed lesson for the kiddos. PLUS, your moms drool out tips for surviving the zombie apocalypse and squeal until you shove some sizzling bacon into your craw.  *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @...

After the reveal of a mutually shocking plot twist in their lives, Megan & Wendi talk DIY door locks, hidden kitty jungle puzzles and salt-of-the-earth meth heads. Crack open a back-bottom claw and take a body temp snack break with your two favorite moms. *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty pl...

This week, your Moms work to dig themselves out of the pit when Wendi activates her search for a place to live and Megan accepts her fate as the owner of a blind dog with the gift (curse?) of eternal life. *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon pa...

With their clits declawed and leg fur removed, Megan and Wendi cook up a modern day fairy tale before busting open the over-priced cabinet doors on the juiciest furniture-based child trafficking scandals. *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon pa...

Up early after a combined 8 hours of sleep, Megan and Wendi actively push through the voices telling them to “end it all” and come out the other side reeking of rodents and stuffed with pizza grease. PLUS, your moms explain the stock market, call out white South Africans AND reveal the dark art of regenerating your damaged bones and body parts at a frighteningly loop-jumping pace. *** Shout ou...

Your moms are back and more unhinged than ever! After a week of dealing with family drama worthy of its own true crime series, Megan reaches the highest level of exhaustion while possibly discovering a diet plan more effective than Noom and Flat Belly Tea combined. THEN, Wendi confronts her cat’s bully and outs herself as a daytime TV devotee and NYC real estate whistle blower. PLUS, they give ...

Due to a last minute family emergency that necessitated travel, your moms were unable to record a fresh episode, but we’ll be back next week! In the meantime, check out the Patreon and these organizations that we love: G.L.I.T.S. https://www.glitsinc.org Color of Change https://colorofchange.org Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB G...

After being held at gunpoint for a vodka soda, Megan is faced with the grownup responsibilities of homeownership and caring for an elderly parent. Wendi tries to help by suggesting a stair-stepping challenge then pushes out a super shitty fund raising campaign.  *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang *** Pr...

The world is on fire and your moms believe the only hope for our future might be a discarded Coors Light and a beloved tire company. Amidst their mission to do good in a world on fire, Megan puts a puppy in prison to inspire philanthropy and Wendi gets propositioned with a dairy based orgy. PLUS, your moms finally hear the sweet sounds of the simulation THEN emphatically endorse a discarded Coo...

It finally happened. Megan and Wendi have gone the way of fat guys selling supplements when they go off the deep into conspiracy theories surrounding the world’s chaotic events PLUS call out greedy trillionaires and their titty monster girlfriends. Your moms hope you are staying safe and continuing to not be a filthy, hateful racist. *** Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the distu...

This weeks, your Moms get professional with an on-the-scene bike reporter to keep you abreast of the issues facing mildly inconvenienced white people. THEN, Megan sexually harasses an innocent passerby from her open-air studio and Wendi reluctantly admits that her latest booze purchase may have been a mistake. Have the girls veered completely off the rails, or are they merely stuck in a time po...

It’s day bingle-di-boop of quarantine and the girls have officially lost their minds. After a mid-show shit break, Wendi admits to chronically forgetting about her menses and Megan plots to boulder climb her way into the murderous ocean. PLUS, tips on how to knead more bread into your favorite keto meals AND a seXXXy new way for chicks to talk about making the ‘man in the canoe’ vomit all over ...

After agitating the local Scientologists, Megan plots to flip a murder to a gang rape and Wendi revolts against the government’s attempt to restrict her freedom to love cats and free breathing. PLUS, the girls shake up the fledging amusement park industry AND take a dip into the cheesy world of DIY pedicures.  *** FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang Thank you @jd_heathen  *** Pretty please check out...

Recorded on Cinco de Mayo, day Gobbldigoop of Quarantine, Megan and Wendi snitch on their recent Social Distancing nazi encounters THEN attempt to formulate an explosive conspiracy theory that involves superheroes, 90’s TV stars and a civil rights hero. PLUS, the girls take a deep dive into the sharks of Urban Dictionary and remind you to chill out and gracefully wide the gnarly waves of 2020 w...

**Not sure what what happened, but this should have both audio like the Soundcloud feed. Sorry and thank you!** Megan unwraps her broken ankle only to discover that her body has morphed into a magical dairy factory AND, Wendi maps out her virtual world tour of self-esteem melting Zoom stand up comedy!! PLUS, the girls lay out plans to takeover the chickie & bisckie riddled patriarchy with baby ...

Recorded on day Schlebegevin of Quarantine, this episode calls out  dick sucking leaf blowers and social media genital flashers. THEN, Megan and Wendi taint the town red with yet another brilliant film franchise featuring the legendary Tommy Lee Jones as a tiny soldier with an enormous hunger for flesh. PLUS, the girls accidentally reveal their partnership with the subversively devisive 5G move...

It’s been over a month since we all have gone spelunking into global quarantine and the girls are a little loopy. This week, Megan threatens to marry a listener with hopes of exposing and embarrassing her body on national television and Wendi sweeps suicide to the side with the powerful sleeve of a fancy, satin sheet dress. PLUS, your Moms bake up some fresh gippy biscuits THEN accidentally rev...

The Pandemic plot thickens when Megan breaks her ankle doing a less-than-cool activity and Wendi has a loneliness induced psychotic break. PLUS, your Moms attempt to explain global policy and barter rare gemstones for medical procedures.  *** FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang Thank you @jd_heathen  *** Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page: http://patreon.com/pfgpod You get...

Recorded on day 16 of Quarantine, this episode covers everything from telephone scams to proper use of gloves AND all the ways in which mayo can enrich your lives. Cover your faces, because Megan and Wendi are spewing their juicy droplets from here to the vodka covered ice thrones of Scandinavia. *** FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang Thank you @jd_heathen  *** Pretty please check out (and hopefull...

Recorded on Day 9 of the Quarantine, Wendi reports form NYC while Megan crouches in a hot car in Southern California. The girls update each other on their current conditions THEN bring you an exclusive interview from Megan’s friend Villar, who is on heavy lockdown in Spain. Wash your hands, tighten your masks and get ready to enjoy another rogue radio hour brought to you by Coors Light and Big ...

Hey Gang. Your Moms are not gonna say they told ya so BUT, they kinda fuckin’ did. In the last week, it seems like humanity’s understanding of it’s own existence has unhinged wider than a fudge-packed, gaping bodily orifice. Things are intense outta the gate as Wendi is under quarantine in NYC and Megan stops partway through her solo, cross country road trip to ask herself the timeless philosop...

Hey Everybody! It's Wendi. Because of the global chaos, I'm releasing today's episode of my solo pod "I Love You, Please Stop" through the PFG feed. Just wanted to give you a head's up that everything is fine and that Megan is still alive and we are releasing a new ep of our show tomorrow.  Your Moms love you very much. Wash your hands and stay inside. *** Holy shit. The world is pumping it’s b...

Get out your notebooks and prepare to be schooled in everything from medical science to philosophy to Limp F*cking Bizkit. Between Wendi quarantined in NYC and Megan surviving multiple assaults in St Louis,  it’s a magical mystery that they STILL manage to become acutely infected with an idea that is sure to be an award winning, critically acclaimed sequel to Baby Geniuses. Grab your Walkman, a...

The girls have got Coronavirus Fever and hot tips on how to avoid catching the disease or a sword to the chest. PLUS, Megan and Wendi bleed at the mouth over al dente dips and international fast food before getting serious about a possibly disastrous end to life as we know it. But, will the girls be able to successfully join forces with the pizza loving Nimba Turbles in time to  save the planet...

In an unexpectedly spooky turn of events, the girls scare the shit out of each other THEN are possessed by yet ANOTHER genius movie idea that will be an absolute tank of a vehicle for a certain big-dicked Mad Man.  It seems like, through this film franchise, Megan and Wendi have finally found their lives calling BUT, will their dreams of banging a 90’s nazi demon inflate to fruition OR be compl...

This weeks is extra OFF THE RAILS when Megan gets stuck in a poltergeist ghost storm that shuts down their lights, phones and recording devices. PLUS they are joined by special guest and childhood best friend of Wendi, Jonathan Grillo!! He is not only the witness of the ‘Mice on Toast’ incident, but quite possibly the drunk asshole running the Pussy Fart Gang simulation. Will his visit cause th...

Once the girls acquiesce to the grossly blatant reality that BIG PHONE is not even trying to hide their spy tactics, the girls spout off even more nonsense in attempt to confuse the little pocket spies. THEN, Megan reveals Wendi to be a friendly liar AND Wendi reveals Megan to be a seashell wiper! PLUS, is Carson Daly the only one who can help the duo fight & defeat the dreaded BIG DON!?! *** F...

After a secreting a mysteriously black substance from the seams of her skin, Megan weighs the pros and cons of western medicine vs. a slab of rose quartz in the cunt. Then, Wendi wonders if a chain of Waffle & Whiskey themed whorehouses will help Nick Lachey’s financial woes.  PLUS, take a quiz to find out which Mike Myers character you are during oral sex and on the toilet!! *** FB GROUP: Puss...

The girls (mostly Wendi) joke about living in a simulation but this week, it becomes a frightening reality when Megan realizes she maybe be trapped in a ska themed, Truman Show-like hellscape. PLUS, the harrowing tale of a restaurant shoot out and a heartfelt tribute to our generation’s most beloved rapists. *** FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang Thank you @jd_heathen  *** Pretty please check out (...

Forever determined to be mildly successful at literally anything, Megan & Wendi dip their tooters into the untapped markets of cooter jewelry and travel-sized cooking lube. PLUS, slick tips for making new friends and adopting elderly children!! Episode Challenge: See how long you can listen before your face sweats and your stomach flips… *** FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang Thank you @jd_heathen ...

The girls are especially giggly this week when Megan pisses herself with joy over her new day job and Wendi is seriously not even a little bit mad about being cucked by a lazy-eyed mother of three. PLUS, poorly constructed metaphors involving rollercoasters AND cockroaches!! Throw on an extra Poise Pad, tighten those skin seams and join them, shan’t you?? *** FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang Than...

Turn the volume all the way down and g-g-get ready to enjoy the phorniest episode yet. After the girls dole out keys to sentence success, Megan brags about her air mattress experience and Wendi reports the latest in world news. PLUS, find out if one of your favorite songs was ever used as a torture tool in an infamous, bayside prison camp!! *** FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang Thank you @jd_heath...

It’s their first day apart after a 5-day slumber party on the Upper East Side and Megan & Wendi are still coming down from the high of mushrooms, bagels and bottom back bart fumes. But a vacation hangover can’t keep the girls down!! They help you kick off 2020 by binging on Karen Carpenter diet tips, fashion advice for single parent wannabe hookers PLUS another genius film franchise that will e...