Tommy's Brownload

Live from the London Podcast Festival in King’s Cross… Kej and I had a little dinner date without Sach… who’s a little more concerned about a certain bus that’s going around! Plus we are talking weddings, Asian cooking shows and sleeping on your tummy! Massive shout out to everybody who came out to watch us live… You were a wonderful audience and gave us loads of laughs!

Sach has been at the two biggest desi events on the planet this weekend - Hear what he’s got to say about Arijit Singh in London & Breaking Borders in Malta! Kej and I have been suffering the tube strikes and the gloomy cold winter weather! Which got me going about wrapping paper! I mean, what’s the point! Kej has also got issues with useless glove boxes! Get ready for moans and groans and plen...

Start of a new term! The kids are back to school and your Brownload boys are back from their week off! We’re talking about all the flag action going on as well as Gordon Ramsay's new restaurant in Delhi as well as the new generation of adults who still need their mummy and daddy to sort out their problems… at work! Don’t forget - Our LIVE podcast is happening on the 12th September at Kings Plac...

Another mad week in our world! I’ve been a tourist in my home city and watched a play which I know these two wouldn’t appreciate! Kej went to the first game of the season for his beloved Spurs hoping they’ll lift the cup and meanwhile Sach just wants to lift a decent mug! There’s a genius kid that needs celebrating and the things we learnt!

Sach’s house is a crime scene, my hotel room was a potential murder scene and Kej is giving speeches about life to 80 year olds! Plus is there a heatwave going on or is this just “summer”? And there’s talk about Jaya Bachchan kicking off all the time as well as the rise in fake weddings!

What a cricket match to finish the test series! And Sach was there to witness India vs England! Kej has been head of entertainment at a family wedding and I’ve been to more dog shows and even got lovingly harassed… not by the dogs!

So much to discuss… There’s women’s football final, India versus England in the cricket (and that’s getting a bit spicy!) We even discuss politics with Modi & Trump in town along with Obama showing some pretty outrageous views regarding ketchup!

It’s all going off… cheating couples getting caught out at Coldplay concerts, Kej getting run over by an Indian on a bicycle, Sach and I have got supermarket issues and I’m offending old ladies! It’s South Asian Heritage month so we are doing our bit for the up-and-coming radio and podcast talent. There’s also celebrity filled garden parties… And a big boxing match from last weekend - Told you ...

The third heatwave of the summer has come and gone! Kej (and his ledge) reckon there’s another heatwave coming! There’s also been Desi's having massive picnics in the park, Sach has got news of a new (and bloomin expensive) salad at Pret and all the brown celebs were at Wimbledon! Was it for the tennis or for something else?

We’re coming at you from Vijays Virasat restaurant in Newbury Park (East London), and there’s plenty to catch up on! National anthems getting remixed, Priyanka Chopra picking her favourite food and India getting its very own Disneyland! Plus there’s news of our next LIVE podcast at the London Podcast Festival! Hope to see you all there!

Sorry Miss! We are late but we got there in the end! It’s been a mad week of festivals, rooftop parties and celebrity encounters! Sach has been sentencing people on jury service and Kej has found a certain toilet roll company guilty of crimes against Asian representation! (Again!)

This podcast felt a little dreamy! I’d had two hours sleep and was joining the boys for a spaced out chat! Luckily Kej & Sach were on good form! Sach has got a list of the best cities around the world for food and Kej has been putting brown into the Isle of Wight!

Recorded at The Willows Banqueting suite in East London, we are full on enjoying the heatwave! I’ve been discovering what men watch on the toilet, Sach is in the unusual spot of being at a wedding, but this time he’s NOT working and Kej is getting used to his new celebrity status! Plus we’re talking festivals and pizza!

We kicked off this podcast by trying out Sach’s Hairy Daddy! Go check out the Brownload Instagram right now to see that! Kej is back from Valencia and he’s excited about Apple’s update! (So sad!!) I went to Robbie Williams concert and also came across a miracle medicine from India which may not be legal - Shhh!

There’s a new chess champion and you guessed it - He’s Desi! So we had to talk about the uproar in the chess world! Plus there’s no stopping Indians when it comes to eating daal and rice! Not even the London Underground! Kej is bunking off and Headmaster Sach ain’t happy! Don’t worry - we have my little bro Simon Sandhu coming in to the rescue!

Recorded in front of a live audience in Harrow… This one was a whole load of fun! Genuinely want to thank everybody for coming out! It’s always great to meet our lovely listeners while we discuss our various issues in the world! Like Kej and his car, a new reality show for America and what the OCI cards mean for NRIs!!

After an awesome international Quiz night in Dubai, Sach and I have the low down on what went down! Kej has watched one of “his types of films” and wants us to get excited about it. There’s talk of the worst salad in the world and our take on the whole Gary Lineker events! (We have first hand experience!) And… as if that’s not enough... we’re getting ready for the live Brownload podcast in Harr...

After a few technical issues… we are online! Sach is in Dubai and travelled in three times the style! Kej is on the hunt for a hairy Daddy and I’ve been getting way to close to men in the changing rooms! Plus I’m off to Dubai to host the first ever international Brownload quiz night! And don’t forget to grab your tickets to our LIVE recording with an audience in Harrow on Sunday 25th May, (limi...

The very fancy, fashion conscious Met Gala went down and they invited Indian people. If only they could all speak English, then Kej would be happy! Sach is doing his best version of 60 minute home makeovers with his lads and I’m kissing other broadcasters’ Dads! Plus there’s news of our next Brownload live in Harrow (London) with VERY limited seats! So get your £10 tickets now (all the details ...

It’s only right that when one of us complete a marathon… The other two take the piss out of him! Well done to Kej and all that… But he is walking like he poo'd his pants! And he’s not the only sporting sensation… We’re catching up on the 14-year-old IPL player and the Eubank / Benn fight! Plus it was National Sausage Day this week… And I did my bit for the cause!

Kej questions if white people are more generous than brown people when it comes to donating! I think brown people have lost their way and are no longer serving desi food at family gatherings - And Sach has got a problem with metal thaal trays which all brown people love! We’re also talking bank holiday weekends, revision timetables and bank holiday shenanigans!

We’re all together in Kej’s pad talking Usher and his cherries… more controversial Sean Paul lyrics and there’s a group of celebrities in space.... And guess what - Sach couldn’t give a monkey’s!

Still on my holidays but checking in with the Brownload boys for a catch up! Kej is beaming with all the success of a fraudster! And Sach is just so over joyed with life right now! Can I cancel my return flights?

Man, I was jet lagged in this episode! Living my best White Lotus life - I’m in Thailand at the moment! Just in time for there to be a two week heatwave back home! Great! Sach has been out getting his first trim of 2025 and Kej went for a coffee and got a pleasant surprise!

This podcast is for the dreamers! Those that have had the conversation about what they’d do if they won the lottery! And we’re talking Blue Peter, Neha Kakkar (who’s feeling emotional on stage) and a situation involving lipstick on a man’s shirt from a woman who’s not his wife! But it’s completely innocent… hmmmm?!

Coming at you from Namaste Lounge in Uttar-lakri!! (Northwood in London!) I’ve had dramas in a restaurant… and my recent scan shows my hips don’t lie! Kej doesn’t know where to draw the line on his porridge let alone his first pint of Guinness! And Sach is feeling unsafe in the streets of a certain city! Plus… we find out what the best bread in the world is!

Imagine a cartoon about a crime fighting duo… based on Kej and Sach! I’d be the guy who sets the assignment! This podcast is the episode that gives birth to that idea!!! Also - After a few weeks apart, we’re all back together in the flesh at Kanchans restaurant in Ilford (shout out to the owner Pete!) Sach is also getting annoyed on the plane (again) and Kej is hanging around with cricket hooli...

Well done Kej for turning up to the podcast! Super Sach has been awake for 24 hours and has travel stories from India and Dubai! Breaking news… I’m a local community hero! We’re talking about Presidents meeting and what to wear! Plus Conan O Brien is speaking Hindi… not very well! Plus there’s the things we’ve learnt!

Welcome back Kej! He’s been missing and Sach ain’t happy! What’s his excuse?  I’ve been in Finland, Sach is in Dubai so we’re all over the place at the moment! But - we’ve still got time to talk Trump, travel and crabs! Sorry this one came out a day late! #blamekej

Get ready… I’m having a rant! Not just about Kej - but for everyone out there who’s got a flaky mate! Someone who says “yeah yeah yeah … I’ll be there” and then ghosts you! Kej isn’t on the podcast today… and I don’t know why! But as he’s in India, Sach and I are still having our weekly fix! I’m in Finland and my Dj mate (my favourite person on the podcast!!) is about to fly off to Dubai! We’re...

Just the two of us! Sach and I had to chat about Ed Sheeran in India - Can’t believe a random police officer shut his street gig down! Plus I’ve had to deal with the confusion of a HR department and Sach is having a moan… about Kej!

Udit Narayans been giving his fans more than just a song! If you’ve seen the news this week, we’ve been discussing his actions! Sach talks aboout traffic light entrepreneurs and while Trump is putting up tariffs… I realised that the word “tariff” is a bit Desi! Kej is hanging out with the UK’s finest in Wetherspoons and there’s a list of the top 5 rudest cities in the UK! The no.1 rudest spot m...

We’re coming at you from Bombay Central in Harrow… Having just powered up on a load of lovely food we are “all systems go” in this podcast! We were all hanging out over the weekend as well at the Queen’s Rewind Tour concert at Wembley… You can only imagine Kej singing along to the anthems and Sach shaking his head in disappointment! Coldplay have performed the concert of a lifetime… and the pla...

We are altogether to Make Asian’s Great Again! Yes, we were all watching (and listening!) to the Trump inauguration along with Elon’s strange salute! Plus we’re talking about cold plunges & Coldplay in India! Special shout out to Peter at Kanchans restaurant in Gants Hill, Ilford for hosting us this week!

Live from Bahara Indian restaurant in Brick lane! Great to be together… Sach got so excited that his pani shot everywhere! And no that’s not a euphemism! We’re talking Lohri, massive Melas and annoying football fans! Plus PlayStations are about to get real smelly! And by the way… does anyone know if Australia is a continent as well as country? We’re not sure!

Welcome to 2025 Brownloaders - We are back and very excited about the year ahead! As with every Christmas break, there’s loads to catch up on from family and food to films and fake fireworks! Plus my Masi even appears in the podcast…well... sort of! Kej and Sach spent NYE together with big bad Kej even stepping up as nightclub security! So many random topics were covered in this episode… Hit pl...

Happy New Year you absolutely lovely people! Following Brownload tradition, we are giving you all the best bits of “things we learnt” from 2024! There’s been a lot of hype all year round… We’ve all wanted to make this highlights episode! How many of mine made the grade? How harsh is the editor (Sach) feeling? Will Kej feature? Do you remember the facts from the episode when it first played out?...

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Hope you’re all enjoying the festivities and not stressing out! This is our last podcast of 2024 so we are grateful that his royal Kejness graced us with his presence after last weeks Christmas party, plus we’re talking social plans at this time of year and the types of desi products that could make the official Monarchy supplier list! Merry Christmas y...

Me and Sach have been good all year, so Santa granted us our wish - A podcast without Kej! Actually - it’s weird how we missed the annoying little veggie patty! But don’t worry, we roped in a replacement by the name of Chirag Rao (an awesome singer I'm working with on a Bollywood music show!) We chat about all things Xmas, our love for food and Sach is taking the easy option for his festive fea...

We are live from Birmingham! Big up all the Brummies that came out! Great to take the podcast out in the road and meet some of our lovely listeners! We’re talking storms, Christmas excitement and exam “tactics” - some of which are very questionable - Shhh! Hit play and enjoy the LIVE episode recorded with an audience at the Glee Club in Birmingham!

After galavanting all weekend, we are back together to discuss Christmas season which feels very much upon us! We’re talking presents, trees and who can really be bothered to go shopping!? Kej has got news about joining the committee of uncles at his dream club… Tottenham Hotspur - Sach has got 300 nephews and nieces to buy Christmas presents for… And Dua Lipa isn’t showing the love to a certai...

We’re at Kanchans restaurant for this podcast talking about even more travel antics and my birthday weekend! Plus Kej feels out of place in pubs and needs a drink to relax! Find out why when you listen! Sach and I share gym troubles with hygiene and etiquette… Plus we’ve got a live podcast in Birmingham on the 10th December! Tickets are only £10 ! Get them from www.luventertainment.co.uk

We’d like to apologise if you can hear rattling during this podcast episode - We are all freezing our Brownloads off!! Particularly Sach, who’s just come back from a weekend in Thailand! We had to discuss the Tyson v Paul fight and I’ve been hosting India fashion week in London! Plus we’re getting excited about our next live podcast in Birmingham on the 10th December at the Glee Club! Get your ...

Brand new location for this podcast … for the first time ever, we’re at my new house - which is freezing so “someone” sat there with his coat on for the whole thing! We’re talking a bit about Trump, Kej’s subway shenanigans, the cheapest hotel in the world plus the most hated house chores! Also we've got a BIG announcement - Listen all the way till the end!

Technically, we are road men! We’re on the streets folks! Times are hard! But luckily, even though we don’t have my garage to record the podcast in, a lovely local Indian restaurant came to the rescue! We recorded this episode in Kanchans restaurant in Ilford and we’re looking forward to taking the podcast to more places that feed us! We’re talking elections in America, Diwali disappointments, ...

The clocks have gone back, but we’re looking forward to Hallowali! The preparations are well underway way for Kej and Sach with naasto wars and the ultimate chevro! Plus there’s lots of talk (and frustrations) about Sweet Bobby! Enjoy our Diwali episode and have a great time with your friends and family!

For the first time in our lifetime… Halloween and Diwali land on the same day! And we think that should be its whole own thing! Plus Kej is getting upset about people wearing certain types of footwear… I think there’s real injustice going on at McDonald’s but the boys don’t “anda-stand” me… and Sach got spanked by the latest storm! It’s most likely and highly probable that this could most defin...

Jam packed hour of goodness coming your way! I’ve got an update on my house sale, we did our very first Brownload quiz night, it’s conker & pumpkin season, there’s bald issues and we’re reminiscing about old school fragrances! Cor blimey! What a podcast! Get it on now!

It felt like the whole world was watching Diljit Dosanjh this week. Sach and I were there but Kej wants to know why Diljit gets more love than Arijit! And what’s up with all these Desi concerts that don’t sell merchandise! Surely they’re missing a trick! Lots of talk of music and stardom (even Janet Jackson gets a mention!) … enjoy it folks!

Sach is at the IIFA’s doing his best “Smita Smitten Showbiz Kitten” mixing with Bollywoods A-list stars! I'm hanging out with diplomats and Kej has had a zoom call from hell! Plus there’s concerts coming up and a Brownload Desi Quiz night that we're doing! Life’s crazy right now and you can hear all about it by hitting play! Enjoy folks!