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Do you enjoy the paranormal, true crime stories, and the occasional dumbassery?! Maybe you wanna hear some real life drama or perhaps you’re in need of some advice. The Professionally Silly podcast has it all!

Your audible boo thang Amber “Smiles” Jones is here to shoot the sh*t with you. I’m a geriatric millennial comedian with alot to say. With my assorted topics, you’ll never be bored and always surprised!

Join the silly and SUBSCRIBE to the Professionally Silly podcast where I take my silliness seriouly. Text/call 805-664-1828 Email me at itsprofessionallysilly@gmail.com

Professionally Silly

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429 episodes

HILARIOUS HORRIBLE REVIEWS & A DEMONIC LOOKING BLOW UP DOLL!!!

Music blessings, haunted house listings, and customers leaving wild reviews and management responding with a side of petty. Pull up a chair. This episode gets wild.

I THINK I SPOKE TO MARILYN MONROE'S GHOST AT THE HOLLYWOOD ROOSEVELT HOTEL!!!

From high-tech booty analytics to public pool boobies to ghostly experiences in old Hollywood, this episode is chaotic, curious, and a little gassy. Tune in. Bring snacks. Maybe not beans.

Two Weeks Notice Energy: "MY JOB SUCKS" Stories!!!

This week on Two Weeks' Notice Energy, I dive into a Japanese city canceling its Cherry Blossom Festival due to rude tourists. Plus, I reflect on what ChatGPT would do if it were human for a day

FACTS AND STATS YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED ABOUT!!!

A convicted prisoner isn’t stressed about losing freedom… he’s stressed about missing Grand Theft Auto VI. A preschooler gets a jury summons! Plus, wild facts and stats you never asked for but absolutely need. Let’s be irresponsible with information!

VALENTINE'S DAY IS A LIE!!! THE DARK HISTORY BEHIND V-DAY

Wendy’s shows love with free stuff, people make terrible choices that land them in the hospital, and Valentine’s Day gets exposed for the shady holiday it really is. Sweet, dark, and extra bitter.

UNHINGED DATING STORIES: "HE PEED IN HER BED!!!"

Today, we talk about Captain Planet making a return to our screens, the police pulling over a self-driving car, and dating stories so unhinged that they make staying single feel responsible. Welcome to the silly!!

EARTH’S DEADLIEST LOCATIONS YOU SHOULD NEVER VISIT PART 2

Part 2 of Earth’s Deadliest Locations You Should Never Visit goes where humans shouldn’t. Then we spiral into Gremlins 3 being real and meet the woman who lived 23 years on only potato chips. Dark facts. Wild stories. Bad ideas everywhere.

EARTH’S DEADLIEST LOCATIONS YOU SHOULD NEVER VISIT!!!

Deadly destinations, techy nails, and chaotic holiday ads. Hit play… and maybe stay home!

LA LLORONA "THE WEEPING WOMAN": HISPANIC FOLKLORE

We spill La Llorona’s tea, praise Spain for paid period leave, and celebrate Megan Thee Stallion’s Hot Girl CEO era. Spooky, silly, and full of business. By the way, mind your business near water.

TEKE TEKE: JAPANESE URBAN LEGEND

We dip our toes into a Japanese Urban Legend, Teke Teke! I learned that she’s terrifying and why we should all hide under our beds!

NEW YEAR'S BELIEFS THAT CAUGHT ME BY SURPRISE!!!

We’re breakin’ down weird mind tricks, sneaky body hacks, and New Year’s beliefs so wild they make midnight feel a bit suspicious!

32m • Dec 26, 2025

THE DARKSIDE OF CHRISTMAS PART 2...BUT IT GETS WORSE!!!

This week is unfiltered chaos. Sexyy Red drops a lip gloss line with wild names, a DoorDash driver uses pepper spray like seasoning, and we dive back into Part Two of THE DARK SIDE OF CHRISTMAS. The silly is flowing heavy — press play and brace yourself.

37m • Dec 19, 2025

THE DARK SIDE OF CHRISTMAS!!!

Christmas isn't to be f***ed with this year! Things just got dark!

35m • Dec 12, 2025

UNEXPLAINED HEART-WARMING EXPERIENCES

This week, we dive into wholesome hauntings, unexplained moments that hit you in the feels, and why GTA 6 just became the LGBTQ+ ally none of us expected. It’s spooky, sweet, and silly — a perfect mix of laughs, chills, and pure chaos.

28m • Dec 05, 2025

CREEPY WEBSITES YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW EXISTED PART 2

This week, ONCE AGAIN…we slide down the internet’s darkest back alley to check out creepy websites you definitely shouldn’t be on PART 2!

31m • Nov 28, 2025

CREEPY WEBSITES YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW EXISTED!!!

We dove into creepy websites you shouldn’t be visiting, a surprise TV show reboot, and all the wild randomness you know I bring. Tap in — it gets weird fast.

25m • Nov 21, 2025

EASTERN STATE PENITENTIARY HISTORY AND HAUNTINGS!!!

This episode got everything. We talkin’ Eastern State Penitentiary, where the ghosts be doin’ the most, but they have pretty good reasons for haunting the place. Burger King teamin’ up with SpongBob Squarepants, and of course, a big ol’ side of pure silliness. It’s spooky, it’s goofy, and it’s givin’ ‘Girl, you gotta hear this vibes! BERTS BIG ADVENTURE: THE ATLANTA CUP AUCTION https://bertsbi...

36m • Nov 14, 2025

MEDIEVAL TORTURE AND ESCAPED MONKEYS!!!

This episode has it all…“diseased” Monkeys escaping a transport truck and Medieval tortures. Plus a little extra silly on the side!

42m • Nov 07, 2025

THE MEN IN BLACK AND FULL BUSH PANTIES!!!

This week on the Professionally Silly Podcast, we’re covering everything from Kim Kardashian’s “Full Bush” panties (yep, that’s a thing) to the mysterious Men in Black, and Atlanta’s emotional Wind Phone. It’s weird, it’s wild, and it’s way too much for one episode—but I did it anyway. HELPING MAMAS https://helpingmamas.org/pints-and-purpose-2025/ SCARY SLEEP PARALYSIS STORIES-Dec 20, 2019 App...

40m • Oct 31, 2025

COULD ZOMBIES EVER EXIST?

Nothing says Halloween like Jennifer Lopez’s love life and zombies! We ourselves a random and creepy episode today! Get ready for the silly!

47m • Oct 24, 2025

TRICK OR TREATING WASN'T ALWAYS ABOUT CANDY!!!

When did trick-or-treating even start? I’ve got the answer! Plus, a kid goes on a wild DoorDash spree, and a caller’s on the vent line with tea and receipts!

34m • Oct 17, 2025

ED GEIN & GHOSTLY ENCOUNTERS!!!

We talk about Ed Gein and paranormal investigations! What more is needed?!

51m • Oct 10, 2025

HIDDEN CAMERAS!? WHERE!?

How to catch these sneaky hidden cameras, a camper whose singin’ was so tragic somebody literally called search and rescue, and a new listener who called in to vent about her pet...That and more silly is ready for you!

38m • Oct 03, 2025

RECYCLABLE TOILET PAPER

We went from savin’ the planet with toilet paper to winnin’ the lotto with ChatGPT. Don’t ask me how—we just did it, baby.

32m • Sep 26, 2025

IDENTICAL DOGS, DISGUSTING FASHION TRENDS AND HOT ONES

Popeyes just teamed up with Hot Ones—so yes, your chicken might come with a side of tears. Meanwhile, one family learned the hard way that not all golden retrievers are created equal when they brought home the wrong dog from doggy daycare. And did you know some of your favorite fashion trends started out as ways to dodge diseases? (Spoiler: the plague was basically the first runway show.) All t...

22m • Sep 20, 2025

386: SHE GOT HER LABIA AMPUTATED!!!

Today, I bring the random and the silly to your ears! A woman stopped wiping her ass and pays the ultimate price, a man goes viral for something unsuspected, we have a new listener voicemail, and more! ALL MY SOCIALS ARE HERE https://linktr.ee/Ambersmilesjones FOLLOW DJ HEY COUSIN A.K.A WES ROBERTS Linktree https://linktr.ee/by.wesroberts?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaZAELFlV6vSJw72MSahNTfPtW...

35m • Sep 13, 2025

385: THE TRUTH IS MORE TERRIFYING THAN THE LIES THEY TELL US!!

Apparently, cheese causes nightmares! Plus, a Black man said ‘not today’ and fought back against a racist a-hole, and you know I have more wild stories waiting for you. Buckle up, it’s about to get melty and messy. ALL MY SOCIALS ARE HERE https://linktr.ee/Ambersmilesjones Join my Professionally Silly YouTube channel membership to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEabIs...

31m • Sep 05, 2025

384: DATING SUCKS NO MATTER THE DECADE!!!

This week we’re supersizing the laughs—literally. McDonald’s got XXL Fries, we’re asking why dating has been trash since the caveman days! Did our aunties in the '90s have it worse than us? Plus, I had to share a poem that had me feelin' seen, heard, and maybe a lil' emotional. All that and a whole lot more chaos you didn’t know you needed in your earbuds! ALL MY SOCIALS ARE HERE https://link...

35m • Aug 29, 2025

383: HE WAS NAKED ON HER COUCH!!!

Chile, did you know there are Black Scottish people? Bagpipes, kilts, AND melanin—our ancestors stay surprising us! Meanwhile, KFC finally decided to stop playing in our faces and bring back the one menu item everybody’s been begging for. (Bout time!) And if that ain’t enough, another listener slid into the vent line and let’s just say… their baby daddy might wanna visit a bathtub and a therapi...

40m • Aug 22, 2025

382: THOU SHALT NOT COME FOR ME!!!

Somebody tried to come for me with scripture like I don’t know the Author personally. Plus, if you want to disappear legally, I may have a way! And we have a listener who called into the vent line to get something off her chest. Church shoes off, let’s get into it. ALL MY SOCIALS ARE HERE https://linktr.ee/Ambersmilesjones Join my Professionally Silly YouTube channel membership to get access...

29m • Aug 15, 2025

381: I'M SORRY DID YOU SAY "MASTERDATING"?!?

Get ready for a wild ride! In this episode, we dive into the weird world of Gen Z's latest trends. “Masterdating" is a fun word lol. Let’s also talk about this bizarre phenomenon of paying $75 for prison-style pizza, plus we have a few fast food and restaurant employees spilling the beans and the dirty secrets from behind the counter that'll make you think twice about eating out! What the hell ...

34m • Aug 08, 2025

380: POOP KNIVES & GREEN SEX TOYS!!!

In this episode, we’re talkin’ poop sticks (yes, that’s a real thing), the adult toy that got launched like a t-shirt cannon at a sporting event, and playing Guess That Million-Dollar Mouth! It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s definitely not safe for work—but hey, neither is your group chat. Buckle up for some laugh-out-loud shenanigans you didn’t know you needed! ALL MY SOCIALS ARE HERE ...

37m • Aug 01, 2025

379: LOVE, LIES & DATE NIGHT DISASTERS!!!

Babyyyy, this episode is a mess. We talkin’ about the CEO who got caught CHEATIN’ on his wife via jumbotron—bold behavior for somebody with a whole wife. Then we find out drinkin’ water actually burns calories? So basically, I’ve been in the gym all week without leavin’ my couch. And of course, we had to share some of the worst dating stories that’ll have you clutchin’ your pearls and your grou...

30m • Jul 25, 2025

378: RUMORS ABOUT UNO, NEW LAWS & MILLENNIAL TODDLERS!!!

In this episode, we’re asking the important questions: Is UNO about to become a Vegas table game? UNO had something to say, and so did I. Plus, a few Georgia laws you didn’t know you needed, why Millennials might just be grown toddlers with bills, and more random foolishness you didn’t ask for but showed up anyway. ALL MY SOCIALS ARE HERE https://linktr.ee/Ambersmilesjones Join my Profession...

31m • Jul 18, 2025

377: I CHEATED ON GEMINI WITH META AI!!!

Okay, so Chuck E. Cheese really said “no kids allowed” and is now opening up retro arcades just for adults—with drinks, games, and full-on grown folks energy. I had to laugh... it’s giving Dave & Buster’s cousin is still tryna figure things out! Then I got into these new Meta AI chatbots—y’all, they got celebrity voices now. Kristen Bell out here chatting like she your best friend? John Cena co...

36m • Jul 11, 2025

376: NICKLEBACK & PRISON FOOD!!!

In this episode, we’re dishing out a global serving of “Wait, they eat THAT in prison?” as we explore prison food from around the world. Then we dive into brand new Georgia laws you wouldn’t believe actually passed. Plus, we’ve got a few surprises cooked up that’ll leave you laughing, confused, and probably Googling something. Buckle up—this one’s a wild buffet of facts, foolishness, and fun. C...

58m • Jul 04, 2025

375: CHATGPT MADE ME CRY!!!

This episode? Whew. ChatGPT hit me with the kind of truth I wasn’t ready for, and honestly... it stung. But just when the emotional damage set in, Caprisun swooped in with a nostalgic surprise to remind us that joy still exists. We also get into some unexpected (and slightly tragic) porn news that might just ruin your day—or at least your search history. As always, there’s chaos, honesty, a few...

36m • Jun 27, 2025

374: HER BOYFRIEND GOT HER BEST FRIEND PREGNANT!!!

This week, a listener slides into our inbox with a relationship dilemma, and we share our advice (with zero qualifications). We discuss a woman who found out her boyfriend got her BEST FRIEND pregnant in an interesting way! We also spiral into a rabbit hole of celebrities who share our birthdays—because obviously, that means we’re famous-adjacent. Plus, more wild tangents you didn’t ask for but...

45m • Jun 20, 2025

373: BATHWATER FOR SALE!!!

This episode has it all...they turned Sydney Sweeney’s bathwater into soap. I'd still prefer the water into wine trick. We took a deep dive into the badass brilliance of Fannie Lou Hamer. Ee unpack the reason behind why a father took his SON to the prom. I share a first date horror story that made us cancel our dating apps mid-episode. Plus more weird, wild, and "why did I click this?" moments....

44m • Jun 13, 2025

372: TOE WRESTLING?! THAT'S SOME WHITE PEOPLE SH*T!!!

Ever heard of Toe Wrestling? What about the Spanish tradition of Baby Jumping? Yeah... it gets weird. In this episode, we dive into some of the most bizarre events that actually exist—and yes, they’re real. Then we rewind to the ’90s and shine a light on those movies that got totally overshadowed by their twin flicks. PLUS—it’s Pride Month, and we’re giving flowers to the legendary Stormé DeL...

52m • Jun 06, 2025

371: PEOPLE ARE PAYING TO GO TO PRISON!!!

Tired of the daily grind? So are the folks paying to go to prison for a little peace and quiet. In this episode, we dive into South Korea’s bizarre vacation-behind-bars trend, listen in on some hilariously dumb 911 calls, and unpack more of the world's most ridiculous shenanigans. It’s the kind of episode that makes you feel better about your weird week. Lock yourself in (figuratively) — it’s a...

25m • May 30, 2025

370: CAN YOU GUESS WHAT ANNOYED ME IN THIS EPISODE?!

In this week's episode, we dive headfirst into the shimmering mind of a rapper who said, “I will never need a barber again—implant the gold directly into my head!” Then we unravel the mystery behind the packaging secrets of your favorite snacks. Why do our chips come in a bag full of air? It’s time for the truth to come out. Plus, we threw some curveball questions at Gemini. Tune in for your he...

30m • May 23, 2025

369: DIGITAL THERAPY WITH A.I. PLUS, DID YOU KNOW BUGS BUNNY WAS A GEMINI?!

In this jam-packed episode! We have people getting oddly creative with ChatGPT—from help with gaslighting to using it to get people out of jail. Then I share with you guys some of the most delicious school lunches served around the world—spoiler: some kids are out here eating gourmet!But that's not all - we'll also tackle the complex topic of using AI for therapy. Can machines truly provide emo...

40m • May 16, 2025

368: ROAD RAGE & BLAKK SMOKE!!!

In this week's episode, we unpack the wildest headlines, including the woman who took road rage to a biohazardous level, plus, we puff out the latest news on a new natural hookah that's got us hooked, and Burger King footing the bill for a fairy-tale wedding. Because nothing says romance like a fast food chain.Plus, we dive into more absurdities that remind us why humanity stays undefeated in m...

44m • May 09, 2025

367: SPIDERS, VEGANS, & SPRITE, OH MY!!!

This week, we talked about weird items people left behind in Uber and taxis, and a vegan wedding destroyed by a pizza delivery. Plus, Sprite has a new drink that will surprise you. All that and more on Professionally Silly—because reality keeps writing our scripts. ALL MY SOCIALS ARE HERE https://linktr.ee/Ambersmilesjones FOLLOW DJ HEY COUSIN A.K.A WES ROBERTS Linktree https://linktr.ee/b...

36m • May 02, 2025

366: I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY ADMITTED ALL THAT!!!

We’re diving headfirst into the deep end of the internet’s confession pool—and let’s just say… it’s murky, weird, and slightly sticky. From anonymous online admissions that’ll make you clutch your pearls, to late-night bar confessions I personally recorded! We spilling the tea in this episode! PLUS—we’ve got not one, but TWO brand-new celebrity weddings to gossip about. All that and the usual...

46m • Apr 25, 2025

365: BREAST MILK ICE CREAM!!!

This week on the Professionally Silly podcast, things get weird—in the best way. Ever heard of ice cream that tastes like regret and confusion? Neither had we—until now. We’re diving into the world’s strangest ice cream flavors that’ll make your taste buds question reality. Then, we play the brutal trivia game I WISH I DIDN’T KNOW—and trust us, we really, really wish we didn’t. Plus, we dish ou...

54m • Apr 18, 2025

364: "I WAS ORALLY OFFENDED!!"

This week on the Professionally Silly podcast, we dive headfirst into a world no one asked for but we’re way too curious about—a company that's making caffeinated water. Then things get extra tongue-twisty as we challenge each other to the most ridiculous tongue twisters we could find (spoiler: dignity was lost). And if that wasn’t enough, the great fried chicken debate erupts—Popeyes, KFC, or...

47m • Apr 11, 2025

363: ONE-NIGHT STAND GOODIE BAGS!?!

Have you ever wondered what it's like to receive a goodie bag after a one-night stand? Your audible boo-thang spills the beans on some eyebrow-raising stories, including questioning whether she encountered some not-so-subtle racism. Expect giggles, gasps, and a whole lot of "Did that really happen?" moments. Tune in for all the silliness, and stay for the hilarious unexpected twists! That and m...

45m • Apr 04, 2025

362: DAMN THATS A LOT OF BIG MACS!!!

Let’s talk about the Big Mac Man and creative names that bands name themselves. That and more! So make sure you tune in for all the silly! To support this channel and this video, COMMENT, SHARE, LIKE, and SUBSCRIBE Smiles Squad because more fun content is headed your way! Trelawny Fusion Kitchen https://www.trelawnyfusionkitchen.com Fayetteville’s First Black-Owned Shopping Plaza https://www....

42m • Mar 28, 2025

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