Hogs & Whores
New year, new selfish-help adventures! This week, Megan (@hamsomepartybutt) journeys to Kansas City and drinks whiskey in an abandoned brothel with their guest, badass butcher Sarah Brieby (@queenofthebottoms). Sarah spills secrets of the secret lady butcher group, gushes about her love of skinning rabbits and poetically describes the grossest thing she ever did for ten bucks. Inspired by their...
59m Jan 03, 2018
59m
Jammerz Holidaze
The Jammerz got super busy (drunk) this holiday season and had to record a non-ep while Megan (@handsomepartybutt) was stuck in travel hell. It’s 11 minutes long, but don’t worry, through the magic of technology, Megan still manages to talk shit to Stephen (@thepenta) and Wendi (@wendibird82) reminds you that no matter what you’re doing for the holidays, we are all living in a simulation so eve...
12m Dec 27, 2017
12m
Life Is Screaming! (the anti-social media jamsesh)
What exactly is Jammerz? Like, what is the show’s ‘mission statement’? Is any of this shit actually helpful or is every episode just ANOTHER excuse for Megan and Wendi to fuck around??? This week, the trio is forced to explain the half-baked mission of this podcast because of a hypercritical email from ‘Thomas’, a new listener that happens to be banging Wendi. Before dissecting what shall be re...
1hr 14m Dec 20, 2017
1hr 14m
The Arc Of Your Hair (with almost hair stylist Tali)
Now that the Jammerz are forming a gang, they need badass haircuts to go with their new, tough alter egos so they brought in guest TALI, a newbie hairstylist, to teach them how to cut the shit out of their luscious locks. The trio is shockingly on topic UNTIL Megan (@handsomepartybutt) finally discovers Stephen’s (@thepenta) true identity AND the reason he not only does this show, but aggressiv...
1hr 2m Dec 13, 2017
1hr 2m
Pussy Fart Gang
After an entire week of sketching self-portraits, these idiots are EXTRA self obsessed; specifically with their noses, curly hairs and stupid pancake heads. Were they able to discover and unleash hidden artistic genius OR are their scribblings more likely to land them in a prison or psych ward than even the shittiest of galleries?? THEN Stephen (@thepenta) complains about his thoughtful (and te...
1hr 4m Dec 06, 2017
1hr 4m
Sleepy Lil' Bitch! (Painting w/ Alanna Vanacore)
The Jammerz are back with another LISTENER INSPIRED EPISODE!!! Australian Jammer, Sarah, challenged the trio to selfishly express themselves through the art of… ART! Specifically drawing, painting AND vomiting colored milk onto a blank canvas. To help guide them through this sketchy, new territory, the gang calls on dear friend and obnoxiously talented artist, Alanna Vanacore (@alannavana)! Whi...
1hr 1m Nov 29, 2017
1hr 1m
BABES! In Toeland. A Jammerz Holiday Extravaganza
Happy Jammzgiving!!! The holiday season is upon us and the gang is here to prepare you for the onslaught of forced holiday hangs with last-minute gift giving tips, sexy new ways to get healthy, immune-boosting probiotics PLUS they reiterate the benefits of NOT committing suicide. Stephen (@thepenta) and Megan (@handsomepartybutt) bond over fuzzy childhood memories of shit- throwing punk rockers...
1hr 9m Nov 22, 2017
1hr 9m
BE YOUR OWN MICKEY (w/ Community {service} Expert Petey DeAbreu)
Sometimes in life you plan for things to go one way and then they kinda, sorta totally change. Like, say you start a podcast episode thinking it’s going to be centered around being selflessly volunteering in your community but INSTEAD you become inspired to start committing mail fraud. Wait. Actually that perfectly describes this week episode. But fear not! Megan (@handsomepartybutt) Stephen (@...
1hr 24m Nov 15, 2017
1hr 24m
Eat All Of My Dicks (Next Gen STD testing with BIEM App founder Bryan Stacy)
Pull out your junk and join the Jammerz as they drop-trou and expose themselves to cancer surviving one-ball wonder, sexual health advocate AND Biem founder Bryan Stacy (@talkingnut)!! Get the low down on everything from the protein content of your genitals to the latest in juicing trends PLUS the girls reveal the one thing consistently dries up their lady parts. Stephen (@thepenta) geeks out o...
1hr 6m Nov 08, 2017
1hr 6m
Anklefish Joke Bender (Getting Fit Jamsesh)
In the heavily anticipated follow up Jamsesh to the (geriatric) action-packed “I Brought Doughnuts”, the trio breaks down the details of their individual attempts to take their fitness to the NEXT. LEVEL. DAWG. Stephen (@thepenta) gets discouraged when, after just a few intense skipping sessions, he is not performing at the level of an Olympic athlete THEN justifies his lack of follow through o...
54m Nov 01, 2017
54m
The Hallowqueen of Januscary
Who's ready to get spooooooooky?! It's Halloween and ya know what that means! Break out that traditional Halloween hummus and turn down the lights because we're ready to scare the shit out of ourselves. For fun! Listen as Stephen (@thepenta) regales us with spooooooky real life tale of ghosts and ghouls. Or maybe they're just tales of an unattended minor enjoying the foggy countryside and a fru...
59m Oct 25, 2017
59m
I Brought Doughnuts (Getting Fit W Mara Marek)
This week, the trio get their asses kicked into gear by comedian and fitness professional Mara Marek!! After calling out famous dudes she banged and hatching a scheme to get her nudes leaked, Mara (@maramarek) dives head first into assessing the Jammerz’ individual fitness levels. SPOILER ALERT: One of these aspiring athletes gets an applause break just for sitting.This master course in Persona...
1hr 21m Oct 18, 2017
1hr 21m
WE GOTTA GET A LAWYER
Are you prepared for a home disaster?? Well neither are these idiots so let’s figure it out together! In the very first REVERSE Jammerz, Wendi (@wendibird82) breaks down the week long saga of life without a functioning bathroom and desperately needs advice (and emotional support) from her fellow Jammerz. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) also regales us with a completely fabricated fairytale about a b...
1hr 9m Oct 11, 2017
1hr 9m
Human Egg Cream (Jamsesh with our New Friend Natalie)
Since becoming captivating social butterflies, the trio spread their wings and ventured out into the world in an effort to shoulder-roll their way to make a new friend with people and guess what… they actually did it!The Jammerz are proud to introduce you to their new pal, Natalie. These three monsters tricked a lovely young Canadian woman into getting dinner after a Glamourpuss show and THEN l...
1hr 20m Oct 04, 2017
1hr 20m
The Violator (being Social with party-starter Desira)
In the first EVER listener prompted selfish-help challenge, the trio enlists the help of professional fun person, DESIRA (@arisedesira) to teach them how to make new friends! Desira gives socialization tips about everything from proper eye contact to a specific shoulders-only dance move that even the most socially uncomfortable person can pull off. Stephen (@thepenta) puts her tips into action ...
1hr 15m Sep 27, 2017
1hr 15m
A Terrifying, Fucked Up Place (Therapy with almost PHd Serena)
Get ready for a deep dive into the psyches of the Jammerz because this week, the trio is joined by close friend and therapist-in-training, Serena. It gets heavy right outta the gate as they all take shots at psychoanalyzing each other in what feels like an emotionally treacherous game of truth or dare. But they are careful not to reveal too much as they have all been burned by professionals bef...
1hr 25m Sep 20, 2017
1hr 25m
ORGAN-izer (Organization JAMSESH!)
In the surprisingly terrifying follow up to last week’s ‘Robot Butler’, the girls briefly describe their emotionless process of decluttering their apartments and promptly get to the task of conjuring the insidious motives behind their organizer’s insistence that they remove everything EXCEPT for linens underneath their beds. Stephen (@thepenta) tries his damnedestto redirect the conversation to...
1hr 6m Sep 13, 2017
1hr 6m
Robot Butler (with Professional Organizer Amy Neiman)
Get out your notebooks because this episode is JAM-packed with everything you need to know to get your life in order! This week, the trio are joined by Amy Neiman (@amy_neiman), a professional organizer AND the woman that shamed Stephen (@thepenta) into finally getting rid of the garbage he has been collecting for the past 'fill-in-the-blank' years.Amy doles out specific tips for clearing out t...
1hr 13m Sep 06, 2017
1hr 13m
Vacation Hangover
Ever wonder what rockstar super celeb podcasters do to relax? Wonder no more because this week, we get into the dirty details of Megan’s desert vacation and the salacious specifics of Stephen and Wendi’s lakelife getaway. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) started her getaway with a surprisingly delightful visit to the DMV and the local Walmart. While Stephen (@thepenta) and Wendi (@Wendibird82) kicked...
1hr 11m Aug 30, 2017
1hr 11m
JAMSESH: Mitness Witness
After becoming masters of time management, the Jammerz crew shells out tips on how to trick yourself into becoming a little more productive every single day! And because of their newly discovered efficiency, they left plenty of time to spill their centuries-old beauty secrets AND go into detail about the proper application of pigeon shit and virgin blood to ensure you keep a terrifyingly youthf...
1hr 3m Aug 23, 2017
1hr 3m
Double Teaming My Heart (Time Management w/ Julie Kottakis)
Rocked by their recent rise to fame as pop music superstars AND marketing geniuses, the Jammerz are struggling to find enough time and energy necessary to skyrocket towards their full potential. Or at the very least, stop jerking off long enough to respond to an email, so they have enlisted the help of this week’s guest, real-life wonder woman AND Wendi’s panty-selling mentor, the hilarious and...
1hr 32m Aug 16, 2017
1hr 32m
Hip. Hot. Young. {Manufacturing a Hit Pt. 2} (ft. beatmaster Jared Piccone)
It’s the thrilling conclusion to last week’s “Oatmeal Man”, and the trio are determined to become pop sensations! Stephen lures his BFF, Jared Piccone, who is also a producer/beat master extraordinaire, into the studio and tasks him with transforming ‘Quinoa’ into a dance club MEGA HIT. That’s right, the trio is lucky enough to get the son of old school Italian rapper, Lil’ Ragu into their stud...
1hr 13m Aug 09, 2017
1hr 13m
Oatmeal Man: Manufacturing A Hit Pt.1 (ft. singer / songwriter extraordinaire Sarah Dooley)
We already know Wendi (@wendibird82) and Megan (@handsomepartybutt) are comedic geniuses, professional nutritionists, acting powerhouses and all around perfect human women. But can they write a song?This week, the trio is joined by the amazingly talented singer/songwriter Sarah Dooley (@unruliestdooley) and their skills are put to the test when they attempt to write and record a hot, summer jam...
1hr 1m Aug 02, 2017
1hr 1m
JAMSESH: Handjob Secret Test
Are you ready to have your mind blown? Because holy. Shit. Wendi (@wendibird82) and Megan (@handsomepartybutt) have finally completed a task! And they were both wildly successful. Go ahead and let that sink in. Okay. You can stop applauding now. Stephen (@thepenta), well, he did BUY a flower and didn't actually grow something with his heart and his hands but we can forgive him because we can't ...
1hr Jul 26, 2017
1hr
Farming Is A Real Bitch (w/ Farmer Doug Dixon)
Grab your shades and kick off your shoes because the Jammerz are in Los Angeles with comedian/botanist and self-aware 311 fan, Doug Dixon! Get ready to luxuriate in the soothing sounds of LA traffic, local street vendors, and Megan and Wendi straight up talking over the boys. What do you want! It’s LA, baby! These idiots are so chill, they’re not wearing headphones OR proper underwear. But has ...
55m Jul 19, 2017
55m
Touch It (w/ Massage Therapist: Michele Sinacore)
In what is for sure the most action-packed Jammerz to date, the trio digs into proper massage technique with licenced massage therapist MICHELE SINACORE(@vitabymichele)! She sets up her table and the crew gets rubbin’ and tuggin’… on her BRAIN for information, you dirty birds. She demystifies ‘Day Spa’ culture by breaking down the different massage styles, how to behave when you’re receiving a ...
1hr 19m Jul 12, 2017
1hr 19m
JAMSESH: Where Are You Taking Me?
After an emergency meeting of the minds with Sydnee Washington and Marie Faustin (EP: “I’m Through With You”), the trio takes advantage of having Megan in NYC and gets all gussied up in dresses and monocles to go out on a friend date in attempt to salvage the friendship that gave birth to Jammerz in the first place. That’s right, it’s the SECOND Jammerz adventure recorded outside of the comfort...
46m Jul 05, 2017
46m
I'm Through With You (with real-life friends Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin)
After 4 days together in Wendi’s tiny NYC bedroom, the girls are on the verge of strangling each other and leaving Stephen to jam all alone, so they call in the fabulously funny and talented SYDNEE WASHINGTON (@justsydbw) and MARIE FAUSTIN (@reeezy) (The Unofficial Experts Podcast, MTV’s “Vidiots”) for an emergency selfish help session in order to save their friendship and the show!!! Working w...
1hr 18m Jun 28, 2017
1hr 18m
Your Mantra Should Be 'Titties'
Ommm… Ommm… Ommmmygawd they did it! These idiots meditated everyday for an entire week and they’re swapping stories and spiritual revelations which is pretty impressive for a clusterfuck of atoms floating in space. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Stephen (@thepenta) divulge their heart-opening mantras and breathing techniques, while Wendi (@wendistarling)casually explains how she manipulates the...
1hr 3m Jun 21, 2017
1hr 3m
Tell Me About Your Aliens (w/ Spiritual Healer Kate Wolff)
Why are we on this planet?What is the meaning of life?Why do cats have the most terrifying dicks of any living creature??Megan and Wendi have no fucking clue, so they jump in Stephen’s van and drive all way to New Jersey in search of some answers from Spiritual Healer and professional funny person KATE WOLFF (@thekatewolff). Kate opens up about her spiritual journey, describes the process of aw...
1hr 35m Jun 14, 2017
1hr 35m
JAMSESH! The 13th Monkey
After getting tips and tricks from Irene, the ladies wore FULL makeup everyday for an entire week. But did the addition of this admittedly basic grooming routine change their lives in any way? Will they continue to be fancy makeup ladies or morph back into their greasy garbage selves? Does any of that even matter when you stumble upon a billion-dollar film franchise idea?!? Yeah, you read that ...
52m Jun 07, 2017
52m
Because We Wanna Look Nice! (w/ Makeup Guru Irene Morales)
What’s the best type of mascara? How do I find the perfect shade of foundation? Why is Stephen’s ass so hairy? Megan (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi (@wendistarling) are most definitely NOT equipped to answer those, or any other beauty related questions, so they invited makeup guru and professional funny person IRENE MORALES (@irene_morales) to help them fix their face game. We also learn about ...
1hr 18m Jun 07, 2017
1hr 18m
JAMSESH: The Great Garbage Heist
After a crash course in garbage picking and furniture building, the trio reconvenes to show off their hand-crafted, garbage inspired technology accessories.Megan (@handsomepartybutt) found a way to cut through metal to make her fancy new iPhone holder and Wendi(@wendibird82) tells the harrowing tale of rummaging through the nail salon’s dumpster for the finishing touches on her trash table. The...
54m Jun 04, 2017
54m
The Proper Term Is Garbage Picker (w/ Repurposing Expert ReyNaldo)
Ever wonder what happens to the furniture you carelessly left on the curb because you were too lazy to call a charity to collect it? (Sidenote: yeah, that’s a thing you can do.) If that garbage is LUCKY, it gets salvaged by today’s guest, REY NALDO, and ‘Reypurposed’ (@reypurposed) into dope, one-of-kind functional art pieces. In this episode of Jammerz, Megan is strapped onto Stephen, baby-bjo...
1hr 3m May 31, 2017
1hr 3m
HEROIN CHEESE
DISCLAIMER: THESE IDIOTS ARE NOT DOCTORS OR NUTRITIONISTS AND YOU SHOULD FOR SURE DO THE OPPOSITE OF LITERALLY EVERYTHING THEY DO.WELL, EXCEPT FOR THE FUN STUFF.Summer’s almost here so you know what that means… terrible crash diet advice from people that don’t know what they’re talking about and Jammerz is getting in on that market!!!In anticipation of their impending fame (and subsequent invit...
1hr 3m May 24, 2017
1hr 3m
Jamsesh: Social Media Mayhem
In this ultimate meta-timewarp Jamsesh, you are transported back to the hear the trio hash out the gritty details of their social media promotion efforts culminating with the midnight release of the first episode of Jammerz! Megan defends her Instagram feed, Stephen reveals his bargain shopping secrets, and Wendi unleashes her plan to get Jammerz fans in exotic locations. Everything is going sm...
1hr 4m May 22, 2017
1hr 4m
High Vibes (w/ Branding Expert Jasmine Takanikos)
Two funny chicks? CHECK. Dope sound and graphics? CHECK. Cryptic, nonsensical title? CHECK. This Selfish-Help Podcast has got it all, they just need to spread the gospel to their fellow Jammerz, but how will the trio get their semi-coherent conversations to stand out amongst a bazillion other podcasts?!? They have no f*cking idea, so Stephen reluctantly brought in one of his fancy friends, JASM...
1hr 13m May 17, 2017
1hr 13m
Coffee Table Abortions
The ladies are back on the sauce and making an effort to keep this Jam Sesh slightly more chill than the last one. In fact Wendi (@wendistarling ) is SO chill, that she repeats the intro a few times but worry not, once this shit gets going, it’s truly ‘LOVE’ly. Get it? IT’S A RELATIONSHIP EPISODE. In this Jam Sesh, the trio opens up about their love lives and share stories and advice with each ...
1hr 8m May 10, 2017
1hr 8m
Get Vodka Back In Our Schools
Welcome to JAMMERZ! The Selfish-Help Podcast.Bicoastal best friends Megan Rice (@handsomepartybutt) and Wendi Starling (@wendistarling) join forces with Stephen Penta (@thepenta) in a half-assed but full-hearted attempt to improve themselves and the world around them. But mostly themselves.In the inaugural episode, the ladies are super intense outta the gate. Aside from bragging about completin...
1hr 1m Apr 26, 2017
1hr 1m