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The second instalment of our collection of prose and poetry by Mark Lewis - read by Owen Teale and Mark Lewis 1) A Joke read by Owen Teale 2) Canary Blue read by Mark Lewis 3) Elsewhere read by Owen Teale 4) Coal read by Mark Lewis 5) A Photo On The Wall read by Mark Lewis Produced by David Beck Edited by Joe Richardson Recorded at Nomadic Studios

Listen to the rich tones of Owen Teale and Mark Lewis reading these witty and whimsical poems and tales written by Mark Lewis. 1) First Times read by Mark Lewis 2) The Lighthouse read by Owen Teale 3) Shores and Shorelines read by Owen Teale 4) Maria read by Mark Lewis 5) Those Bridges, That House read by Owen Teale Produced by David Beck Edited by Joe Richardson Recorded at Nomadic Stu...

“Bah! Humbug!” Enjoy a new abridged audiobook adaptation of Charles Dickens' most famous novella, A Christmas Carol. Christmas Eve. As everyone prepares for the start of the festive holidays with joy and excitement, one man is ready to greet it with bitterness and scorn. A man with more cruelty, callousness and coldness in his heart than any other creature who walks the earth. His name? Ebene...

When Russia put the first man on the moon... the world changed. Wireless Theatre's alternate history, Cold War thriller. Starring Philip Bulcock (THE DARK KNIGHT) and William Hope (ALIENS). PHASE ONE: MOONRISE London, 1979. As American and Soviet moonbases aim their nuclear missiles at targets across the planet, former MI5 officer Eddie Sloper is about to uncover a deadly secret. CAST AND C...

Our heroes have escaped the clutches of the Countess, but Nathaniel Swan has gone to Rome to complete his malevolent master plan – to raise the spirit of JuliusCaesar from the dead! Drayton is hot on his tracks – but can Nathaniel be stopped before it’s too late? Alice Osmanski as DraytonSusan Casanove as MarjoriePeter Wicks as JasonStephen Critchlow as Sir PercyBeth Eyre as Violetand Simon K...

In pursuit of the fiendish Nathaniel Swan, our heroes have travelled to Transylvania and accepted the hospitality of the Countess. But Sir Percy has been bitten by a werewolf and there’s a full moon out tonight! Alice Osmanski as DraytonSusan C asanove as MarjoriePeter Wicks as JasonStephen Critchlow as Sir PercyBeth Eyre as VioletSimon Kane as Nathanieland Esmé Patey- Ford as the CountessTh...

Jason Davis is an ordinary man whose uncle – Sir Percy Price, archaeologist and disgraced character actor – had been kidnapped in a most extraordinary crime. Fortunately, detective Drayton Trench and her secretary Marjorie were cheap, available, and on the case! With Jason, they tracked Sir Percy to Paris and rescued him from the clutches of the suave Nathaniel Swan, and his deadly assistant ...

Drayton has tracked kidnapped archaeologist Sir Percy Price to the Hotel Addison, but an encounter with the sadistic Violet Darkbloom has left her spinning – in the downstairs washing machine! Recorded Live at London’s Museum of Comedy, Wireless Theatre and Snatchback present diminutive detective Drayton Trench in episode three of Great Caesar’s Ghost by David K. Barnes Alice Osmanski as Dray...

Renowned archaeologist Sir Percy Price has been kidnapped and Drayton Trench is on the case! But danger strikes as she finds herself looking down the barrel of a gun! Recorded live at London’s Museum of Comedy, Wireless Theatre Company and Snatchback present diminutivedetective Drayton Trench in episode two of Great Caesar’s Ghost, by David K. Barnes! Episode 3 released NE...

GREAT CEASAR'S GHOST by David K. Barnes Jason Davis is an ordinary man who’s just witnessed an extraordinary crime. Alone and afraid, and with only one pair of trousers, he needs the help of London’s very best detective... Join us for episode one of our six-part comedy series. Episode 2 released NEXT WEEK! Starring: Alice Osmanski as Drayton Susan Casanove as MarjoriePeter Wicks as JasonSte...

Robert is having a dream. Breakfast with his wife. His ex-wife. His dead ex-wife. The next night, there she is again, hauntingly familiar in the full personification of her monstrous personality. His current wife is unamused at his nocturnal flirtation with the dead past and as dreams and reality began to overlap, Robert begins a desperate hunt to find out why this is happening and if he is rea...

Welcome to the world of ‘In the Meantime…’ Audio comedy sketches that aren’t wacky, kooky or zany but really are quite amusing. Go on, listen to this first one, laugh til you snort and then visit www.wirelesstheatre.co.uk to download both full episodes. That's nearly two hours of comedy sketch gold! #sketchcomedy #audiocomedy #funny #audiodrama

A Wireless Theatre Kids Production The Tale Of Tommy O'Quire by Craig Jordan Baker Read by Paul Sockett Directed by Sally Beaumont #childrensaudiodrama #childrensstories

A Wireless Theatre Kids ProductionThe Tale Of Tommy O'Quire by Craig Jordan BakerRead by Paul SockettDirected by Sally Beaumont #childrensaudiodrama #childrensstories

It was high time we updated our Wireless Theatre Audio Drama montage, so we've put together the following 3.5 minute selection of some of our plays. Thanks to our always brilliant editor Malcolm Thorp! The productions featured are (in order of appearance) HamletThe Ballad of C.3.3The Chicken Salad of a Troubled MindA Christmas CarolRomeo and JudeBurke & HareDead LondonSpringheel'd Jack Series...

What happens to a budding new comedy group when they get infiltrated by an annoying Australian and his crazy Russian agent. From London to Trinidad to deep space. This is an adventure that spans the entire universe including South Petherton. A unique, baffling, comic musical extravaganza that will mess with your mind and also mess with your mind. "These guys are the Southpark of Radio Drama” F...

Based on the true story of Countess Elizabeth Bathory, perhaps one of the most prolific mass murderers of all time. She was a woman who tortured and killed over 600 young women for their blood. Too noble to be executed, in 1610 the ‘Bloody Lady of Cachtice’ was bricked up in a set of rooms in her own castle in Slovakia. Why then should the young and beautiful Katya be at the castle door attract...

This is an original 60-minute audio play (with songs), featuring professional actors, with cameos from presenters on BBC Radio 4, BBC Radio Gloucestershire and Sky Arts 1, that deals with the illness M.E. as its focal point. It is written by a sufferer and it specifically addresses what happens to relationships around an individual who is stricken by the illness and should educate those that d...

Are you looking for some audio comedy? Our hit 3-part audio sitcom GINO GINELLI is almost definitely what you're after. Charles and Ollie Ginelli haven’t seen their father for over twenty years, when out of the blue they discover he has passed away and they must go to their childhood home-town of Swanborough on sea to organise his funeral. What begins as an unfortunate family accident mounts i...

Winter 1914: Stalemate on the Western Front. In the blasted trenches of France, an Indian soldier betrays his own race out of loyalty to his British colonial masters. Written by Avin Shah www.trenchindians.com Produced by Avin Shah for Tara Arts, Heritage Lottery Fund & the National Theatre. Directed by Jane Morgan (30 years @ Radio 4) “…I was fascinated by the insights that it gave into t...

A new Radio Four spoof from Mackenzie & McGuire On Radio Hoohah today: In My Mind delves into the thoughts of Leonora Velvety Constable-Wheeler, and her passion for Pugs, Shakespeare and taking her clothes off when she totally doesn’t realise. Popular soap opera The Burgers has a few surprises in store this week when Mrs White slips on some conditioner in the hairdressers, and What’s New has a...

A brief history of the Pekka and Strangebone Talent Agency, which dates back as far as the middle agencies. Read by the ever unusual Fred Strangebone. #weirdcomedy #audiocomedy #audiopodcast #strangehumour #darkhumour

Meet Leonora, the mentally abusive Australian life coach and Ariadne, the Greek Footballers wife who tells us about her bitchy life as a WAG - recently seen in the smash hit show WAG The Musical! Written By: Alyssa Kyria Performed by: Alyssa Kyria Post-Production by: Mariele Runacre-Temple Running Time : 14 mins 13 secs #audiocomedy #wagthemusical #comedy #alyssakyria

You cannot change anything that has happened. That’s not a threat or a challenge, it’s a fact. Believe me, people have tried. If you do try to stop something that you know happens, then something will go wrong, possibly resulting in a personal injury. You should be travelling purely as an observer, nothing more. Do you understand? A funny, touching audio play about time travel. Recorded in fro...

Five Kinds of Silence, by renowned writer Shelagh Stephenson, tells the story of a family living under the power of the vicious Billy, who physically, emotionally, and sexually abuses his wife, Mary, and children, Susan and Janet. Performed by the final year students at The Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts. The play won the 1996 UK Writers Guild‘s Best Original Play award and the 1997 Sony Awar...

Edward Lear has somehow become separated from his creations. They have no option but to set off in search of him. An excursion, with songs. Performed by Final Year actors at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art (2016) Written by Lavinia Murray CAST: Edward Lear George CapleParrot Evlyne OyedokunQuangle Wangle, Parrot 2 David JonssonJumbly Girl Emma DenlyBoy Issy Brazier-JonesUmbrella Maker Ja...

It is 1791 and strange rumours of liberty and the equality of all men have begun to reach the ears of the slaves toiling on the land courtesy of the bloody revolution convulsing the colonial motherland of France. Is it possible that the principles of liberty, brotherhood and equality could apply to a nation of brutalised black slaves? The white masters think not, but one man, Toussaint L’Ouvert...

Sean is a stand up comedian earning his stripes on the gruelling London stand up circuit. He’s getting ready for another soulless room-above-a-pub gig when he finds out that a top comedy agent is coming to see him. Will he do the perfect gig and get signed, or will fate work against him and ruin his big chance? They say that stand up is the new Rock’n’Roll, but it’s not so cool getting to the...

Classic tale, suitable for children under 5 years old. Narrated by Stephen Critchlow, Tom George, Grace Bishop and Belinda Wiley. Adapted by Jack Bowman.Directed by Jack Bowman.Produced by Saskia Willis. #childrensstory #childrensaudio #childrensradiodrama #audioentertainment #kidsstory

Based on H.G. Wells's classic tale of Martian invasion, DEAD LONDON sees humanity defeated by a superior military force from another world. Recorded on location at Horsell Common, Surrey, and featuring Brian Blessed as the Voice of the Martians, DEAD LONDON was the winning entry in the 2013 War of the Worlds 75th Anniversary Contest. Now containing 5 extra minutes of never-before-heard materia...

London, 1837. A terrifying apparition stalks the night! Constable Jonah Smith must avoid a pair of vicious killers in his hunt for the mysterious figure who will come to be known as… Springheel Jack! PRODUCT DESCRIPTION MULTI-AWARD WINNING AUDIO FANTASY SERIES The Strange Case of Springheel’d Jack – The Ghost of Clapham Common “Wonderfully confident and full of bravura.” Dirk Maggs “Thrill...

As recent events have revealed, the most important character in Downing Street is not the PM but the cat, in this case Chief Mauser OSCAR, the furriest of all Civil Servants, the witty and opinionated observer of all events inside and outside, keenly commenting on the previous reign as the ousted PM is preparing to leave, making way for a very new regime. Wonderfully indiscreet, Oscar reveals a...

Hector Hugh Munro wrote under the pen name of Saki. He was born in 1870 in British Burma and brought up in Devonshire from the age of 2, by two maiden aunts. They apparently hated each other and would compete to be each more strict and fierce with the child than the other. This may account for some of the cruelty of some of his stories. In 1914 he enlisted as a private, he never really came to ...

Hector Hugh Munro wrote under the pen name of Saki. He was born in 1870 in British Burma and brought up in Devonshire from the age of 2, by two maiden aunts. They apparently hated each other and would compete to be each more strict and fierce with the child than the other. This may account for some of the cruelty of some of his stories. In 1914 he enlisted as a private, he never really came to ...

Hector Hugh Munro wrote under the pen name of Saki. He was born in 1870 in British Burma and brought up in Devonshire from the age of 2, by two maiden aunts. They apparently hated each other and would compete to be each more strict and fierce with the child than the other. This may account for some of the cruelty of some of his stories. In 1914 he enlisted as a private, he never really came to ...

Mike knows the life of a revolutionary is complicated, and often involves going “off grid,” but this doesn’t usually involve enrolling in Traffic School or chatting your teacher up. Now the bodies are piling up and a mystery caller has begun leaving messages, but are they friend or foe? And can the gang cut it as they become what they once hated?Written by Haydn Jones, with Kate Stone Produced...

Revolution is in the air and Mike is at the helm to overthrow the mighty traffic wardens. With a (slightly reluctant) team behind him, how can Mike lose? But someone else seems to have the traffic wardens in their sights and murder in mind. Can Mike, Alex, Rupert and their local butcher, Mr Halliday find out who’s trying to sabotage their revolution/campaign? And what’s this Warden Welfare supp...

As recent events have revealed, the most important character in Downing Street is not the PM but the cat, in this case Chief Mauser OSCAR, the furriest of all Civil Servants, the witty and opinionated observer of all events inside and outside, keenly commenting on the previous reign as the ousted PM is preparing to leave, making way for a very new regime. Wonderfully indiscreet, Oscar reveals a...

The final trailer for the last-ever episode of Wireless Theatre's hit SciFi/Fantasy audio drama series, The Springheel Saga...The Secret of Springheel'd Jack - Episode Three:The Lords of the World.Starring Christopher Finney and Andrew Shepherd, with Jenny Runacre, David Benson, Matthew Kelly, Shane Rimmer and Katy Manning. Out 20th September, from WirelessTheatre.co.uk.#fantasy #radiodrama #ka...

A bumper trailer for all 3 series of multi-award winning audio series The Springheel Saga. The series 3 finale, The Lords Of The World starring Katy Manning will be released on September 20th.#springheeledjack #matthewkelly #katymanning #julianglover #fantasyaudio #radiodrama

Welcome to the tale of Hoight Flagrin and Jack Else, two musical forces destined for great things. Just not necessarily together….Do you want to find out more? Yes. Yes you do..A new musical comedy play from Davis & McQuillan. #musicalcomedy #davisandmcquillan #audiotheatre #comedy #mightyboosh #flightofthechoncords #radiodrama #radiocomedy "So weird! Like The Mighty Boosh but even funnier. I...

Part 2 of classic radio drama written by John Antrobus and recorded live at The Leicester Square Theatre, London#johnantrobus #childrensdrama #audiotheatre #wirelesstheatrekids

New drama of the classic story, Rumplestiltskin read by Grace Bishop, Tom George and Stephen Critchlow.Directed by Jack Bowman and produced by Saskia Willis#rumplestiltskin #fairytale #kidsdrama #childrenstheatre

The Hand, a spooky tale written by Guy de Maupassant #spooky #kidsradio #kidsstorytelling

As Ronnie is brushing his teeth one morning, a message appears on the ribbon of toothpaste... Part one of the classic story written by John Antrobus and recorded live at the Leicester Square Theatre.#johnantrobus #spikemilligan #kidsdrama #audioforchildren #childrenstheatre #stuffforkids #kidstheatre

Barry is a goblin with a very naughty habit... he can't stop picking his nose! Can you help Barry? Written by Louisa Ashton and read by Ruth Calkin #kidsdrama #kidstheatre #radiodramaforchildren #storytellingforkids

The Cask of Amontillado is Edgar Allan Poe’s short but enigmatic masterpiece. Set in an unnamed Italian City we hear the story of how Montresor lures Fortunato through the catacombs into the Montresor family vault and there chains him up and bricks him in for eternity. Why he does it we will never know, but he does so with a casual savagery that is truly chilling. “Cask’ was recorded on locati...

Oddball Fred Strangebone takes us on a very weird pub crawl around London's strangest drinking establishments#weirdcomedy #pubreviews #comedy

A suspect is questioned by a secret service agent using sophisticated polygraph equipment with surprising results.Starring: Reuben Anderson and Mariele Runacre Temple.Written By: Peter YatesDirected By: Neil FrostRunning Time: 13.5 Minutes#radiodrama #satire #liedetector #audiotheatre

Our hero is the world’s first Tourettes Snooker player – and he’s in the world final. Will he be able to stay quiet with all the tension? Find out…Written By: Stuart PriceStarring: Joseph Elmo Snow Edited By: Stuart PriceRunning Time: 15 mins 22 secs#shortstory #snooker #147 #audio #storytelling