ScathingAtheist 235: Radical Christian Terrorism Edition
In this week’s episode, We’ll talk about the Radical Christian Terrorists the mainstream media won't, Eli steps on Heath’s joke that he wrote first before the headlines even start, and Joseph Smith will join us to avenge our decision to read the Book of Mormon. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo buy our book, click there: http://...
1hr Aug 17, 2017
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ScathingAtheist 234: Plurarectal Edition
In this week’s episode, we dive back into the Book of Mormon with all the zeal of Greg Louganis, we learn that the difference between Judaism and Satanism is one Outback Steakhouse, and Heath is back so 30 seconds won’t suck as bad. For tickets to our upcoming live shows (or for more details), click here: https://scathingatheist.com/To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: ht...
1hr Aug 10, 2017
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ScathingAtheist 233: Science Moms Edition
In this week’s episode, we learn that the generals Trump talked to about trans people turn out to be from the salvation army, Bill Donahue will argue about what kind of cheese Mother Teresa’s vag tasted like, and Natalie Newell of the Science Enthusiast Podcast will be here to tell us about our second favorite kind of mom. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.p...
1hr Aug 03, 2017
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ScathingAtheist 232: Schadenfreudian Slip Edition
On this week’s episode: We try to get the more out of Mormon ... We discuss the marital sex lives of a man and his computer, and a woman and her calf ... And Ken Ham will get shot in the freude. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-eboo...
1hr Jul 27, 2017
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ScathingAtheist 231: Cut Off Your Johnson Edition
In this week’s episode, Republicans take a strong anti-”knowing true things” stance, we learn that buttsex is in Vogue again ... and then out ... and then in again, and the Mormons in the book of Mormon will go to a fountain called Mormon in the land of Mormon. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo buy our book, click there: http://...
1hr Jul 20, 2017
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ScathingAtheist 230: Drug Induced Edition
In this week’s episode, To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr11?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out ...
1hr Jul 13, 2017
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ScathingAtheist 229: Pell to Pay Edition
In this week’s episode, the SVU writers start work on their Cardinal Pell episode, bars in Utah become a little bit less like Japanese porn, and Australia is only so atheist because we took their boat-building zealots. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrop...
1hr Jul 06, 2017
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ScathingAtheist 228: Farced Amendment Edition
In this week’s episode, To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr11?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out ...
1hr Jun 29, 2017
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ScathingAtheist 227: Inciting Incident Edition
In this week’s episode, Ken Ham blames us for his failures, an article about a couple who claims to photosynthesize gets unironically published by The Sun, and Marissa McCool will be here to get that Freytag pyramid kicked into the upswing. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatri...
1hr Jun 22, 2017
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ScathingAtheist 226: Cockadoodle Don't Edition
In this week’s episode, Heath shows off his acting chops in Mormon Piece Theater, the New York Appellate Court rules in favor of Jewish people carrying out henocide, and we’ll spend the holy month with some Pakistani dumbasses for a Ramadan of Ding Dongs. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo buy our book, click there: http://www.am...
1hr Jun 15, 2017
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ScathingAtheist 225: R2 Deacon Edition
In this week’s episode, Donald Trump uses The Handmaid’s Tale as a platform template, Ken Ham sends out a "Mocking Ken Ham" template, and we read the Mormon equivalent of “skip ahead, skip ahead.” To get tickets to see God Awful Movies Live, click here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patre...
1hr Jun 08, 2017
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ScathingAtheist 224: Jung and the Restless Edition
In this week’s episode, Ken Ham sucks dino penis, Tucker Carlson doesn't matter, and Muslims around the world will keep pretending they enjoy this holiday. For tickets to see God Awful Movies live, click here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo buy our book, click...
1hr Jun 01, 2017
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ScathingAtheist 223: Spank War Edition
In this week’s episode, Texas sends their Bizarro version of the First Amendment to fight the real one, Donald Trump refuses to say the words "radical Islamic terrorism" because he's a liberal cuck, and Betsy Devos looks for a way to make her intelligence level the average. To check out Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click her...
1hr May 25, 2017
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ScathingAtheist 222: The Mohel You Know Edition
In this week’s episode, anti-semites in Bangladesh text to vote for American Idol worshipers, anti-Semites in Norway might force mohels to start sucking on adults, and Anti-Semites in the 1830s wrote a book. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-...
1hr May 18, 2017
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ScathingAtheist 221: Recovering from Religion Edition
In this week’s episode, Andy Wakefield is a baby murdering piece of garbage, creationists get strangely angry about schools teaching the controversy over cisgender capitalism, and Gayle Jordan and Darrel Ray will be here to talk about recovering from religion in a non-reupholstering sense. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo buy o...
1hr May 11, 2017
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ScathingAtheist 220: Pro-Truth Edition
In this week’s episode, Andrew Torrez joins us to explain children shouldn’t have a playground, Skynet finally launches their baby genocide (slash) snack cake project, and Gleb Tsipursky will be here to discuss truth in politics and other popular fantasies. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo buy our book, click there: http://www....
1hr May 04, 2017
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ScathingAtheist 219: Nerd Kraken Edition
In this week’s episode, the march for Math and Social Studies go vastly underreported, Ray Comfort Freudian slips on a banana peel, and we run out of excuses to keep the Book of Mormon on hiatus. If you’d like to support Citation Needed (and get a sneak preview of the new show), you can find our Patreon Page here: https://www.patreon.com/citationpodTo make a per episode donation at Patreon.com...
1hr Apr 27, 2017
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ScathingAtheist 218: Christianese Edition
In this week’s episode, Science tells us that we should have just called it PLUS, we learn the role of the Jewish people in starting the Marvel Civil War, and we’ll head to the board game aisle in search of ancient, supernatural wisdom. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo see us live at ReasonCon, get your tickets here: http://rea...
1hr Apr 20, 2017
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ScathingAtheist 217: Missing Link Edition
In this week’s episode, Neil Gorsuch announces his plan to write everything on papyrus, the Senate makes our upcoming proletariat revolution a whole lot easier, and Ganon’s gonna rue the day when he fucked with Hyrule… but after the record. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatri...
1hr Apr 13, 2017
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ScathingAtheist 216: HB2 Little HB2 Late Edition
In this week’s episode, Mike Pence puts a restraining order on half the human population when he’s eating, we get an update on NASA's million-dollar rocket science theology program that we all paid for, and Bryce Blankenagel of the Naked Mormonism podcast will be here for a cross country tour of American stupidity.Diatribes Volume 2 is available now!Ebook: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essay...
1hr Apr 06, 2017
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ScathingAtheist 215: 1.21 Jigawatt Edition
In this week’s episode, Dunning Freddy Krueger will rise again to haunt our nightmares, we examine the role of desserts in deciding how much you enjoy a penis, and we’ll somehow manage to be bored by a holy book to the third power.Diatribes Volume 2 is available now!Ebook: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R Paperback: https://www.amazon.com/dp...
1hr Mar 30, 2017
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ScathingAtheist 214: Flat Earth Edition
In this week’s episode, Pakistan wants a “stone to death” option on Facebook, Texas considers a cap and trade system to discourage sperm waste, and Alabama joins the fight against the fight against child abuse. To get a copy of Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays From a Scathing Atheist, click here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4RTo make a p...
1hr Mar 23, 2017
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ScathingAtheist 213: Hat Trick Edition
In this week’s episode, Ben Carson, Carl the Pugapegacorn, and Ray Comfort help us act out the Book of Mormon, Nike hopes to allow Muslim women to be oppressed in a nice breathable mesh, and Dave Daubenmire will find god in the ass of a skunk. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Dia...
1hr Mar 16, 2017
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ScathingAtheist 212: Aladdin a Lad Edition
In this week’s episode, Iowa passes a law forcing you to listen to Joel Osteen's show after this one, Disney uses Josh Gad to sell everyone on being gay, and that wacky Joseph Smith will look back into his rock-hat and make up some more Mormonism. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com...
1hr Mar 09, 2017
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ScathingAtheist 211: Aron Ra Edition
In this week’s episode, we learn that transphobia is a great way to lose your kid a state championship, we review a new mug technology that turns hydrogen hydroxide into water, and Aron Ra will be here to talk about maintaining an election for more than four hours. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo get tickets to see us at Reaso...
1hr Mar 02, 2017
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ScathingAtheist 210: Ejukashunal Edishun
In this week’s episode, we act out more of the Book of Mormon because reading’s for nerds, we learn to never gamble with a South African pastor when rat poison is on the line, and Trump bans immigration from those seven earth-like planets just in case. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo buy our book, click there: http://www.amazo...
1hr Feb 23, 2017
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ScathingAtheist 209: Nephi Fo Fum Edition
In this week’s episode, Nephi’s brothers will try to kill him half a dozen more times, a porn website teaches Mormons what binders of women should really look like, and Violets turn out not to be blue, which is probably why we call them violets. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/D...
1hr Feb 16, 2017
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ScathingAtheist208: Johnson Shrinkage Edition
In this week’s episode, the trump administration declares that all lies matter, the alt-right runs out of stuff to buy now that every consumer product is Muslim and gay, and Andrew Torrez from Opening Arguments will be here to teach me all about my Johnson. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo buy our book, click there: http://www....
1hr Feb 09, 2017
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ScathingAtheist 207: Originalist Gangsta Edition
In this week’s episode, we prove that those who don’t learn from history are doomed to retweet it, being a douchebag finally pays off for Texas Governor Greg Abbott, and we revisit the Book of Mormon long enough to determine that it really is that crazy. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo buy our book, click there: http://www.ama...
1hr Feb 02, 2017
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ScathingAtheist 206: Schindler's Fist Edition
In this week’s episode, everyone instantly forgets that 3 Doors Down exists again, Gwyneth Paltrow explains how a paperweight is a lot like an IUD, and I’ll run around the earth backwards until I’m absolutely certain that doesn’t reverse time. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Dia...
1hr Jan 26, 2017
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ScathingAtheist 205: Golden Shower Edition
In this week’s episode, Robert makes us kind of wish one more Kennedy got shot, Ugandas new monetary policy controls inflation by sending cash to Heaven, and we’ll learn how to de-Christianize people through butt sex. If you want tickets to ReasonCon to see our live record of God Awful Movies, click here: http://reasonnc.com/store/To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http...
1hr Jan 19, 2017
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ScathingAtheist 204: Choir Ire Edition
In this week’s episode, the FDA starts handing out O.W.L’s, Vatican City gets super Catholicized, and Eli will learn that women’s jeans reached the bottom of the boob back in the 90s. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53...
1hr Jan 12, 2017
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ScathingAtheist 203: Book of Moron Edition
In this week’s episode, Rwandan soccer bans Azealia Banks, we ask one Facebook meme what another one would say about Snopes, and we’ll dig into a book from the patron saint of caucasian-ness. To get tickets to our live recording of God Awful Movies in Chicago, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-with-cognitive-dissonance-tickets-29713113723To make a per episode donat...
1hr Jan 05, 2017
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ScathingAtheist 202: Anchor Management Edition
In this week’s episode, Roy Moore rises once again from Crystal Lake, Asian schoolgirls dressed like Hitler does not give us any ideas for sexual role-playing, and Bryce Blankenagel of the Naked Mormonism podcast will be here to put the “War” back in Mwar-Mon. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo buy our book, click there: http://w...
1hr Dec 29, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 201: Lump of Coal Edition
In this week’s episode, all three of Eli’s hobbies become legal as an early Christmas present, abortion abortionists in Oklahoma fail to recognize that abortions are corporations just like people, and Bryce Blankenagel of the Naked Mormonism podcast will be here to tell us about more people that Mormons killed. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/S...
1hr Dec 22, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 200 - 200th Edition
In this week’s episode, we finish the Quran and definitely do NOT burn our copies (please don’t murder us), we learn -- unrelatedly -- that you shouldn't burn a Kindle inside your house, and we’ll go long by thirty minutes, so hopefully there’s traffic. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo buy our book, click there: http://www.amaz...
1hr 30m Dec 15, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 199: Six Fetus Under Edition
In this week’s episode, British divorce proceedings include a limited learning clause, thimble companies pivot toward the emerging fetal urn market in Texas, and we’ll reward David Smalley’s altruism by being mean as all hell to him. To get tickets to God Awful Movies live in Chicago with special guests Tom and Cecil, you’ll find them here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-wi...
1hr Dec 08, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 198: Secular Activist Edition
In this week’s episode, Dolores Umbridge gets appointed secretary of education, Heath consumes five leftover sandwiches during the recording, and Dan Arel joins us from the pre-nation of California to talk secular activism. For tickets to God Awful Movies live in Chicago on 1/13, follow this link: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-with-cognitive-dissonance-tickets-29713113723T...
1hr Dec 01, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 197: Jagged Little Pilgrim Edition
In this week’s episode, you’ll sneak off to listen to this so you don’t stab someone you’re related to, we’ll learn that Mike Pence cannot make it anywhere, and the Quran will get tantalizingly close to over. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing...
1hr Nov 24, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 196: Full Pence-etration Edition
In this week’s episode, Donald trump announces a brand new skull-shaped White House, he also makes a few other decisions based on skull shape, and Reince Priebus finally gets to be on a list where he’s not the worst person. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misan...
1hr Nov 17, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 195: WTF Happened Edition
In this week’s episode, Lucinda invents a time machine made of rage and microwave parts, we hook up Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Stephen Breyer to a monatomic gold respirator, and the 2020 presidential election begins. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Sca...
1hr Nov 10, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 194: SPLC You Later Edition
In this week’s episode, Mo delivers us the Quranic equivalent of digging in your skin for microchips, we learn that those guys with sheets at the Christian haunted house weren't ghosts, and Samuel Jackson will get added to the SPLC hate list for using the N word so much. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo buy our book, click ther...
1hr Nov 03, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 193: Sparkleponies Edition
In this week’s episode, Ray gets Eli a month late birthday present, we learn that Hillary Clinton is a lesbian and that Men In Black is a documentary, and Chris Kluwe will be here to afford me a reason to say “Sparkleponies”. Get $3 off your new Loot Crate subscription here: http://www.lootcrate.com/atheistTo make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/Scathi...
1hr Oct 27, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 192: We're in England Edition
In this week’s episode, QED was awesome, you should have come, and we all talked about you behind your back; we develop a large series of inside jokes from the trip that won't make sense to you at all; and Eli will use them, even though we’ve explained why that doesn’t make any sense. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistTo buy our bo...
1hr Oct 20, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 191: Snatch Snatch Edition
In this week’s episode, Lucinda brings us a special this Roast in misogyny, Donald Trump does some attention grabbing, and the Quran will get repetitive for the Quran. You can make a per episode donation at Patreon.com: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheistOr buy our book: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr11?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562...
1hr Oct 13, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 190: Vulgarity for Charity 4 Edition
In this week’s 90 minute special edition, Deepak Chopra will yell into a mirror while crying. Iran asks Salem, Massachusetts for advice on how to deal with lady chess players, and Tom and Cecil from the Cognitive Dissonance podcast will join us for the extended conclusion of Vulgarity for Charity. If you want to catch us in Scotland, you can find more details here: https://www.facebook.com/eve...
1hr 30m Oct 06, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 189: Vulgarity for Charity 2 Edition
In this week’s episode, Canada decides to borrow some american stupid, Donald Trump gets a magical demon shield to help with his debate prep, and Tom and Cecil join us to make people regret asking us to roast their loved ones. If you’d like to donate to Modest Needs, you can find them here: https://www.modestneeds.org/You can hear more from Tom and Cecil here: http://dissonancepod.com/ If you...
1hr Sep 29, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 188: Gay Math Edition
In this week’s episode, we get ready to say hurtful things on the internet for a cause, a homophobic teacher tries out historical math instead of observational, and the Quran will continue to have words in it. Click Here to make a per episode donation at Patreon.comClick Here to buy our book.Click Here to check out The Skepticrat. Click Here to check out God Awful Movies. Crazy Flat Earther ...
1hr Sep 22, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 187: Cup Yours Edition
In this week’s episode, religious dunking booths go wrong three stories in a row, the GOP promotes the Zika virus, cervical cancer, and slavery ... all in one bill, and we find a charity that’ll let us call people fat fucks for them again. To get in on Vulgarity for Charity, check out Modest Needs, then send proof of your donation to vulgarityforcharity@gmail.com Click Here to make a per epis...
1hr Sep 15, 2016
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ScathingAtheist 186: Saint Misbehavin' Edition
In this week’s episode, the movie Room becomes a religious documentary, Kevin Sorbo masters a British aphasia accent for an upcoming role, and the Quran continues to be a guy not knowing when to just go with “et cetera.” Click Here to make a per episode donation at Patreon.com Click Here to buy our book. Click Here to check out The Skepticrat. Click Here to check out God Awful Movies. Guest L...
1hr Sep 08, 2016
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